Heretical Giveaway Group

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Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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BlackKnightss

THIS IS HERESY.

All of you feeble humans, with feeble grasp on mortality, dares to challenge the Mighty Emperor of Mankind (may The Master of Mankind rule eternal) on the contest of INSULT? You, filthy humans, who live like a worm, filthy, disgusting, and rotting on The Master's presence?

You filthy humans! How dare you contest the mighty Emprah on anything! You think that mashing your debased finger on the pict-screen makes you the best insulter? You think that telling other humans that he sucks is good enough for you? Well, the Emprah damns you! You are just a maggot, writhing uselessly under Emprah's gaze, breathing from Emprah's grace, and yet, you think you can insult better than Emprah himself?

You, whose hand is too feeble to lift a flashlight, and brains too small to think about the enemies beyond.
You, whose brains is so small, so baby-like, that you scream in terror while hearing Latin names such as "Adeptus Astartes" or "Herald of Nurgle"
Think about your mortality, human.

ADDENDUM :
Inquisitor (classified) has stated that a painless Exterminatus is too lenient on the people on this thread. As have been discussed, the punishment of insulting the Emprah is too great to be only paid in death, but the exploration of new punishment should continue. The current attempt to purge this heretic is to force them to play Call of Duty with kids. And make sure that their mouse is rigged so the kid could easily destroys them and insults them to no end.

Thought of the Day : The pointy point of the sword should be pointed at the enemy.

9 years ago