For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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This group sucks. You must be an idiot with no life. Where can I join?

9 years ago
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this is the stupidest most idiotic idea i ever hear of, what did your mommy not give u enough love, so you failed school.

on a side note I would love an invite, cause this is awesome

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Im a nice guy, I was nice to your mother

9 years ago
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Invite me, I know I can find you sister there.

9 years ago
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HERESY
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9 years ago
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Count me in Captain Cunt!

9 years ago
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sounds retarded invite me you brainless cunthead

9 years ago
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Something to waste you worthless points on you filthy dogs! http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/51k27/darksiders-franchise-pack

9 years ago
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What had hap-ended was....

9 years ago
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Just shut up and accept me in group, you punk.

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Why did you fucks removed me from the group? You gonna cry like a wuss that i didn't write? Didn't call? Well my fucking arm is broken! But you goat-fuckers are probably too dumb to understand. So i have two words for you: Fuck you!

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Rules are made to be broken. Anyway if i just know what are the rules, i may reconsider following them. But if you are too dumb to place them somewhere where i can see them, then that's not my fault.

9 years ago
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knew, know how about fucking kneel.. If only you knew how too kneel. That would suffice scum dog.

9 years ago
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I do not kneel. But i can see you have some experience.

9 years ago
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Then good riddance you cur.

9 years ago
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So that's how it ends when you talk to an asshole. All what comes from it's mouth is shit.

Anyway i'm gonna build my own giveaway group. With blackjack! And hookers!

In fact: forget the group and blackjack.

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And that ladies in gentlemen is how you become eligible again to enter after being kicked from this group!

Also I placed the rules everywhere for you to read. If you couldn't find them then frankly you couldn't read dipshit!

9 years ago
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Well.... i'll give you this one last chance to enjoy my enlightening presence but i still hate you all and i hope you will choke with your own shit/urin/pus. Whatever you dislike most.

9 years ago
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Don't push it.

9 years ago
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even your braindead dog could have a better idea
he would also smell better and get more dates
please invite me :P

9 years ago
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Fk you I want in the group.

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This group has many remains left in its wake of Heresy! - Six Feet Under - Remains of You

and also *edit for the members - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/51k27/darksiders-franchise-pack

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Everyone eligible has been invited to this point. EMPRAH knows why?

9 years ago
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Some kid just kicked me out of the group before time. xD

9 years ago
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Kid hmm? There are no "kids" with admin power. You sure you weren't BLAM'D for HERESY!

We have rules you know. This group is easy to get into but harder to stay in. All we ask in return is that you have the ability to read. I know that is difficult for most of SteamGifts but we have to have "some" standards.

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Stop the talks. Burn him!

9 years ago
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This idea is garbage, and you are garbage. The Emperor would be displeased.
Please submit to the inquisition for gelding.

9 years ago
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You better add me into this group otherwise I will take my meat cleaver and smear your guts all over my porch you pathetic piece of shit. I will crush your head with a rock until I see the pink brain ooze coming out, mmmm.

9 years ago
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How come I'm not invited yet, fuckface?

9 years ago
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So Stupid Idea that i want in.

9 years ago
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SO useless that only brainless could invent it.Not joking.

9 years ago
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Let me in, dumbass!

9 years ago
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So many people want in this group ...

WHY?

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Stupid link at the end of your sentence :|

9 years ago
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5 minutes remain... You have got to be kidding me with this terrible idea. You are taking advantage of my button clicking fetish and I like you for that... NOT :p

9 years ago
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Worst idea... Or the best idea ever... hmmmm

9 years ago
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I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go invite me or I shall taunt you a second time!

9 years ago
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Amused contempt: Count me in, meatbag.

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