For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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i would like to join this group if its still possible :)

9 years ago
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haha no.

9 years ago
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ha, you burnn

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Come back with something better.

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Tomorrow night will be posting some giveaways for games. Games worth getting beat up with words over. Join now or forever be held in pieces. Ity bity train rekt pieces.

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Depends whether or not I feel like accepting anyone or not.

9 years ago
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This is true emperor of group and all Heresy items of everything.

9 years ago
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Right invited people that have posted something worthwhile. Have a bacon sandwich.

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I'd like to be invited

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u mad bro

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9 years ago
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Invite me ...or you will be used like old slut :)

9 years ago
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FLZHB-GGCVE-4LHQB

9 years ago
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what is it? i'm in school right now

9 years ago
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It is DLC for the game Dark.

9 years ago
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okie dokie

9 years ago
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Holy moly. Just checked it and redeemed it. Thanks!

9 years ago
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Very good. Thank you for claiming it. Glad someone got it and that they announced they did. That is all we ask of anyone here. Take note ninjas!

9 years ago
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You gave game away, so you deserve honest thanks, but I was really surprised no bots claimed it before. I'm guessing lack of love for Dark is a reason why

Oh, wait, we're in insult-thread... Err, screw you!!!

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Eh, not everything is an entry exam into a group. The group rules don't fully apply here beyond your initial application I would assume. But thank you for respecting them. I most certainly cannot keep up with what empurrr asks of us all the time :p

*edit Here are some keys for those that look for them....

Broken Sword 2: The Smoking Mirror - 2D5BN-6ED2B-BKC09
The Whispered World Special Edition - 89V9E-4TTKX-NV3NQ

9 years ago*
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Invite me so your group will finally have someone with brain.

9 years ago
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What is one plus one?

9 years ago
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It's heresy.

9 years ago
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Well there was two correct responses. And that was one of them. A brain you do have, that is a fact.

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Oh, wait, you're zombie. That means you're vetting me.

Cunning zombie. Err, I mean, err - quick, need some insult here, stat... - stupid zombie.

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This is the worst idea ever, why would anyone sane of mind join this group ? Invite me, sadistic bastard.

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hey invite me retard0 move ur f*cking ass and invite me now

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I must ask really, how does one try to censor fucking but leave ass all by itself? What is the logic with this Heresy?!

9 years ago
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Could i be invited pretty fucking please?

9 years ago
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I thought you have a social anxiety? How do you think you will survive this group? VETO because of EXTRA HERESY!

9 years ago
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My piece of shit social anxiety only affects me in real fucking life. Bitches on the internet cant fuck me over

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We will see when Colby burries his dick in your ass

9 years ago
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It's all fun and games until someone gets their pooper plugged up by some deranged duck.

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And he most likely will

9 years ago
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Been in this group for a couple months.

They are all stupid fucks that are worth blacklisting.

Period.

9 years ago
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You are right you fucking bear loving piece of shit. Wtf is up with your bear pics anyway? You like a big bear dick in your ass? Maniac!

9 years ago
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COME HERE LITTLE IMPERSONATOR!
I'll fuck you up.

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FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!!

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New retarded group, i want be part of it.

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Sure, you little bastard

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I'd like to join, ****head.

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Fuck you douche!

9 years ago
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Probably need to shoot A Zombie for bumbing this thread all the time....... problem is I suspect he'll just get back up :/

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Which movie is that from?

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Thought it was a video of AdamZombie.

9 years ago
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These things don't exclude one another. Perhaps he is an actor.

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I want to join or you gonna be on my blacklist!!

9 years ago
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Is that a promise? :D

9 years ago
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Yes im h4xx00rr!!!!!!!!111111111

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9 years ago
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So can i join to this retarded group called HERPEtical ?

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want to go

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....to?

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Group?

9 years ago
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.....why?

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Why I am Brazilian and my English is crap and that phrase was taken from google translator that is another crap, as you can see I like shit, then puts me right in this group of shit.

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Good answer.

9 years ago
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Thanks!

9 years ago
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"You have been kicked from this group" - can I know why is that?

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Most likely broke the rules.

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Well I didn't, that's why I'm asking. I figured you write the reasons for every kick.

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The rule is to "insult" or write something "Interesting" in the comment of every giveaway you enter for this group. You apparently did not do that.

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Rules are like books, never read them. Only good for throwing out windows and at people because of useless words.

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Can you tell me on which giveaway was that?

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A Puzzler World 2 Giveaway hosted by one of the members.

I checked and yes you did clearly break the rules of the group in that giveaway unfortunately.

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The fuck? I just wanted to tell you fucktards off for never inviting me, only to notice that I never asked to join... Meh, past me must have been an idiot... SO I guess he would have fitted right in here...

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You said he/she/it/cat, but you forgot horse... Heretic! D:
I will forgive your mistake if you send an invite D:

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I just wanted to post this somewhere.

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K™

Bump for cock

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I will come, oh yes I will! NSFW!

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NSFW? Not where I work!

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Had to tag it as such. Cause you know, feels and all that crap shit.

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9 years ago
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What the fuck this is retarded. Invite?

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what about me fool!

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