For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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Absolutely scandalous idea! There was already such a group created by IgotElbows. Buy copyrights from him first, u fagget. I still have few rocks from that time...

aiming straight in a that gay beret
HEADSHOT!
walking in over Houdinis body
it disappear consumed by fire

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Here is a free shower for you! Enjoy...

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9 years ago
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Aloha, im searching for my invite, but i can't see it anywhere? Did you forget about me!? :p

9 years ago
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Did you post something interesting or insulting?

9 years ago
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Isn't his sarcastic tone insulting enough dumbass?

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Well, only thing interesting here is me instead of you :D

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Try harder!

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You are cocksucker :/

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Better!

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Well, eat shit and die, if you wont invite me :/

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Yes, just like that!

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your group is stupid, your avatar is ugly, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries; now invite me or i will insult you again

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Invite me or i will kill you

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Ha you're welcome to try!

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Thanks :P

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You just made me go full 8bit on that ass!

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Invite me you you little dipshit.

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Do not even think about inviting me to sorry ass so called group, only group you can be in is a group jerking consisting five fellas doing what they do best, scrub intimate parts of each other. Do I need to be in that group? Hell yeah!

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So much fap, so much can't read, so much yes.

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Added two more Heresy give a fuck a ways http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/tVbku/hitman-absolution & http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/wLslz/thief

Those that enter, make sure to comment as per rules, Those that do not... Well. MEET the Meat cleaver!

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im in you fucker

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no no no you are NOT in anything!

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cmon you cunt ima beat tha shit out of you :p

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There you go, talk dirty to me!! :D

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cmon you dirtbag you must talk shit to or imma throw you out of your own group you little cocksucker

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First you need to get in, then we can ponder why you are even here. BTW, your avatar looks like a dogs dick.

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No, this is patrick (true i guess) .woa woa woa i did not see the dog before the dick ,come here and let me grind my ballsack on your face for that insult

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red rocket, red rocket come come red rocket

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Well at least let me appologise for using you as my avatar

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Why apologize? Would you apologize if allowed into the group? Hmmmm....

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(i just called you a dick face and you talk about being nice) Gotcha bitch

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Well at least let me appologise

Try again red rocket rider

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baah too much work just to get you working,time wasted on a piece of shit is still wasted

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hahaha you said BAH!!! like a sheep, funny.

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i actually got seizures just by looking at the images

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That is your fault and your parents for allowing you online. bye bye

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C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!!!

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Well fuck you then, I better get an invite.

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You should have Dan Vs as the mascot, otherwise I want nothing to do with you swine scrambling for scraps of less than shitty games

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Go fuck yourself and invite me

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Well, how can I pass up a free chance to insult people? I'm in, you... uh.... uhm... poopyface.
(I really need to work on my insult game.)

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Do you like Gouda?

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Invite me or I will put pillar in your ass!

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I have yet to have anyone in the group comment they want to put a pillar in my ass, everything else, yes. But not a pillar... Tell me, what would this pillar be made of?

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Hey Houdini42! You don't look handsome today!

TAKE THAT!

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Fucking invite me, I asked for it about 2 weeks ago.

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Did I mention that was my last, well I lied! This is my last one - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/3M9mQ/praetorians

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Well everyone up until this point that's worthy is getting an invite. Got distracted by a fistfight with nurgle and a HERESY overload. Fucking backlog is going be nasty.

9 years ago
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Why would you fuck your backlog, get prostitute or something you sick bastard!

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Cause prostitutes are pussys and cling on for dear life, even though letting go is a short drop.

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Yes, I am sure this will be interesting group unfortunately I don't have time to play with kids

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The only good thing about your mom's face is her mustache. I'll give additional general insult if you invite me.

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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

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hey dumbass, can you invite me ?

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