For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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You don't even have an answer at my reply above right!? what a stupid fucker bloody wanker. fuck off you dont even deserve to be in this group.

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Obviously the answer was no. You didn't try hard enough as asked to. But now, now you are starting to act right.

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What the fuck is your problem? replying to me. you attention whore..
Would fuck your ass up so at the end it will be like fucking a dying man's handshake.

you probably wont even get that ha? dumbass.

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Don't go full rage, that is all.

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I want in as well.

Grozna si kato salata.
Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk!
Caccati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi!
Sufla-ţi-aş cu curul in lingură cand te arde ciorba la gura!
Sana girsin keman yayi!
Të qifsha të bardhët e syve!

You Bumbaclot.

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you had me at

You Bumbaclot

but then again it isn't up to me at all. And I can't read anything else you said, but I found it really offensive.

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Too lazy to decipher or translate whatever the fuck you said, but yeah, you should be in.

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Fyan aren't you already in this group or is it another group I am thinking of?

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It's the Ultimate Blacklist I believe

Edit: YOU FORGETFUL IDIOT

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Please invite me

Sincerely, beetches

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"Please"? "Sincerely"?!
I'm not sure if this is a group for you...

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Said beetches. Might have meant beaches. Which are really fun cause of women in bikinis. Either way. I say I need sleep.

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Is this group even still active because this group is absolutely horse shit :3

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oh fuck you invite me and 1v1 quikscop

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HERESY!

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Inv me, Mother Fucker Now!! or I kick your ass with my Metal Boots!

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Fuck yo' boots, metal bawkses

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Meh. Not a very interesting group. I wouldn't fit in, anyway.

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One of my underlings said this group is a good place to make fun of autistic spergs, though I personally believe abominations should be spurned with a boot, which in turn has to be discarded, for it has been contaminated.

NSFW of course.

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Not a sexual tyrannosaur amongst them...... pity. Ah well invited.

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Invite me also you dingleberry

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Invite me before I start fucking random people.

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Can you even read?

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everyone been so aggressive in here
most of you look like kids trying to swear

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Much like most of you look like intellectuals trying to type paragraphs on paragraphs about one boring thing. :p

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dumb group is dumb.

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Yea, well well well. We are the only Group giving away this http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Xk7KD/GTAV

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Touche

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Why in the name of hell would I want to join a group of people who spread their own fecal matter across the internet and jerk off to Warhammer porno?

You useless sack of crap.

(Invite me you not so glorious bastard)

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looks like my local commissar is not in his post, yet you didn't blam him? let me know why and maybe i won't give your shitty face a new shape, you fucking useless piece of shit!

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Hey douchebag, any chance of letting me play with your mom?

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Heretical Giveaway Group [Currently Closed]

I swear, people cannot read or just simply refuse to.

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Might be quite a few slots opening tomorrow though.

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I swear, people cannot read or just simply refuse to.

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Well after The Great Llama Purge there are a few slots available now.

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And Llama did speaketh: "Bring unto me your illiterate and nice. For I shall purge the land of their taint(s)."

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Oi dickwad, I expect to get my invite asap.

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When I saw that thread... I grew up additional legs and split into two.
One part wants me to join, the other wants to run away!

Come back fker! Don't run away from me like that!
My other half is dumb.

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I won't even try to insult you. Your face already did that for me.

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This sounds retarded, me want in.

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Amazing.
I WANT IN, DAMN YOU!!!

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let me in you bastard
or i will break the door with your face.

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Why in the Fucking hell you Kick me from the group?? you pieze of shit!! scum bag why!!!!
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Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway.

It may also be added that you cannot simply press a button and forget to say anything, we do not forgive for that, that shit is extra Heresy. I imagine that you did just that or left a thank you comment. Either or, that is most likely the reason.

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mmm i'm very sorry man, I din't know that rules, But why you din't tell me anything before? Again so sorry. I really liked your group it was crazy and your photos xD Ok a question I have to comment on all Giveaways insults or I can thank you or I can say wetever I fell like. Tell me the rules man. Thank you and again sorry :/

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I am not your babysitter, nanny, nor teacher. Everything was already written for the rules prior to you joining and in the Steam group you joined in more detail, and while you applied here, you should have read them, or asked then. You have to comment on every giveaway you enter (no thank you comments), the only rule. You don't owe me no sorry at all.

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But before I go why you guys are soo sensible like little girls??
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I think you mean sensitive and we are not at all.
We have 1 (one) rule and we purge all that cannot follow it. Like today, 82 found their way out.

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So who will see your ridiculous pictures now? That is enough torture don't you think?

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When I saw that dong ghost picture I said OMG! I just entered on a femenine GA

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Edit out some of that post please. The part some people may take offense to.

*edit Thank you.

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Now?

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Add me to your retarded group you douchebag.

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