Why would I want to join anot...
Heresy, you say?
Noise Marines were here! Your God Emperor is a rotten shit-filled corpse!
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Added next batch of peeps. Now to go hunt for steak sandwiches.
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I am the very model of a modern Major-Commissar,
I've information Heretical, Imperial, and Insubordinational,
I know the Lords of terra, and I quote the crusades historical,
From Armageddon to Cadia, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters Inquisitorial,
I understand the sectors, both the divided and systemtorical,
About Tyrannical Invasions I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the secrets of the Mechanicus!
I'm very good at integral and differential Navigatus,
I know the scientific names of beings xenophobius;
In short, in matters Heretical, Imperial, and Insubordinational,
I am the very model of a modern Major-commissar!
In fact, when I know what is meant by "zealot" and "rioter",
When I can tell at sight a Las-rifle from a flamer,
When such affairs as treasons and ambushes I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in dark age gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a conscript in a nursery:
In short, when I've a smattering of exterminatus strategy,
You'll say a better Major-commissar has never sat a gee!
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the Millennury;
But still in matters Heretical, Imperial, and Insubordinational,
I am the very model of a modern Major-commissar!
If OP can't take the time to read this then Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Invited some more peeps, not sure if I can be bothered adding any more.
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Can't :p you have no steam profile apparently? :p That and steam is down :p
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If this group is still open for invites i would like to join so i can fuck everyone up!!
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Also when searching for an angry gorilla i found this weird thing :P
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Invited some more, now off to do more cocaine and ride a motorbike while BLAMMING some heretics.
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Do I even want to be associated with such a massive buck of anus nuggets? I'll let you decide since I really cannot be bothered to waste anymore time here.
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Why you shitfaced wanktard, where is my fucking invitation?!
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You suck so much at inviting people ito a group. Pure sucker. Leave it to your grandma, she'll handle it...sucker.
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Seems some more idiots want to join this group, gods knows why?
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum, you jerk, seriously i am totaly into this shit about insulting random people, so if you dare to invite me, the group wont be out of curses and shit any time soon
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For people that hate giveways.
Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.
Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:
Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.
Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.
REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.
I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.
Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?
What it is like joining this group:
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