For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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Why would I want to join anot...
Heresy, you say?
Noise Marines were here! Your God Emperor is a rotten shit-filled corpse!

10 years ago
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Can I get invited, or are you too thick headed for that?

10 years ago
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Nope, no invite for you. Read requirements.

10 years ago
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That's the stupidest idea I have ever heard! Invite me so I can insult it more!!

10 years ago
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Invite me or ill shit into ur boots...

10 years ago
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READ THIS EVERYONE:

This group is not worth entering. Members are stupid, GAs suck... I got only Skyrim(not even LE, meh) so far from there.

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Raccoon pls. I got arma 3 there.

10 years ago
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Added next batch of peeps. Now to go hunt for steak sandwiches.

10 years ago
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Only $0.01 CV required? is that some kind of joke? Not even worth my time really. You should be trying to convince ME to join your group. The honor is all yours.

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I am the very model of a modern Major-Commissar,
I've information Heretical, Imperial, and Insubordinational,
I know the Lords of terra, and I quote the crusades historical,
From Armageddon to Cadia, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters Inquisitorial,
I understand the sectors, both the divided and systemtorical,
About Tyrannical Invasions I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the secrets of the Mechanicus!

I'm very good at integral and differential Navigatus,
I know the scientific names of beings xenophobius;
In short, in matters Heretical, Imperial, and Insubordinational,
I am the very model of a modern Major-commissar!

In fact, when I know what is meant by "zealot" and "rioter",
When I can tell at sight a Las-rifle from a flamer,
When such affairs as treasons and ambushes I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in dark age gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a conscript in a nursery:
In short, when I've a smattering of exterminatus strategy,
You'll say a better Major-commissar has never sat a gee!

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the Millennury;
But still in matters Heretical, Imperial, and Insubordinational,
I am the very model of a modern Major-commissar!

If OP can't take the time to read this then Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Who would want to join a bunch of bottom dweller grown kids?!

Im going to report this thread so you guys move on with your lifes,
and i mean so you guys pick another retard/trash group!

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This thread is worse than youtube. Seriously.

10 years ago
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Invited some more peeps, not sure if I can be bothered adding any more.

10 years ago
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Invite me you lazy piece of shit

10 years ago
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Can't :p you have no steam profile apparently? :p That and steam is down :p

10 years ago
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If this group is still open for invites i would like to join so i can fuck everyone up!!

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Lol

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Bring it on biatch

Also when searching for an angry gorilla i found this weird thing :P

10 years ago
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yo. bitches. whats up :D

10 years ago
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well, that was pretty lame

10 years ago
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Invited some more, now off to do more cocaine and ride a motorbike while BLAMMING some heretics.

10 years ago
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Suck it through... count me in >:)

10 years ago
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Do I even want to be associated with such a massive buck of anus nuggets? I'll let you decide since I really cannot be bothered to waste anymore time here.

10 years ago
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Why you shitfaced wanktard, where is my fucking invitation?!

10 years ago
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You suck so much at inviting people ito a group. Pure sucker. Leave it to your grandma, she'll handle it...sucker.

10 years ago
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Seems some more idiots want to join this group, gods knows why?

10 years ago
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Not because of you, that's for sure...

10 years ago
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id imagine you were so bored that day when you made this group that even if somebody came straight up to you and fucked you you would go "mehhh..." ;)

10 years ago
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Nah that is pretty much every day for me......

10 years ago
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how about an invite fucktard?!

10 years ago
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum, you jerk, seriously i am totaly into this shit about insulting random people, so if you dare to invite me, the group wont be out of curses and shit any time soon

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Bitch, add me or I gonna kill you assholes.

10 years ago
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yeah right, fatman

10 years ago
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inite plz or i repot u

huehuehue

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you're an idiot, so invite me soon

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