EA to buy Valve???

Just an April fools joke...

If it's real, I'll personally e-mail Gabe and tell him he lost my business.

This guy from the future confirms it:

"That part where you escort Alyx through the holo-sex scene with the vortigaunt and the advisor was the best quick time event I have seen yet! I'm glad EA-Brazzers bought out Valve!"

I feel so sorry for Acex, taking comments so seriously today.

seems legit

I am not taking anything seriously today

No!

that would be the end of PC gaming if it ever happened!!!!!!!!

nice idea with the logo tho lol

This is probably april fools joke

A terrible april fools joke.

lol

Newell responded “I don’t think the fans should worry, EA has a pretty clear track record of adding value for trilogies with triple A franchises.”

If that was real, this would be my face now.

NO.

Selling the company that owns the most lucrative digital distribution platform, lol

Where the fuck did EA get its 3+ billion dollars? I've only bought ONE game from them.

For $546 million? So they paid what Steam makes in like half a year for all of Valve?

Hahaha...

VALVEEA, seriously who's going to believe in a name like that? Maybe if it was VEAVE...

Thanks for Skyrim! Awesome way to hide a puzzle btw.

Would be insane if Gabe showed up saying that it's an April fool joke added with a spicy "Dream on EA!", that'd be wicked awesome.