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Happy birthday in advance man!

https://youtu.be/oU81p6RN6b8?feature=shared&t=1200 here's a joke story that i really like. It takes around 18 minutes but it''s fun if you have some time to kill

Сongratulations in advance, I wish you a great and unforgettable celebration!
I like the song "Monroe - Tides" p.s. you have a good taste in music, nice to see rock fans

Gotta say, not really my genre, but I enjoyed In The Darkness.

My pick would be Anyone at all. Enjoy your upcoming birthday!

Anyone at all, that one resonated a bit too hard. I dig it.

Tides song, thats cool. I loved its video too.

I think Anyone at all was my favorite out of a handful that I listened to. Happy early birthday!

Anyone At All

A man lost both his arms in a construction accident. What did he tell his doctor?
I can't feel my legs

If you don't get it: he can't feel his legs because he no longer as any hands

The doctor said, "I can't help you. Prosthetics cost an arm and a leg."

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because everyone’s dying to get in!

I think my favorite was Tides. Where was the video filmed? Cool cinematography.

Happy Birsday! :D

A men walks into a library and asks the librarian where are the books on paranoia are.

To which she whispers: "They're right behind you!". :D

Cheers!

Option 2:

• Oasis - Song: Whatever

My daughter just called me a sigma rizz.

Whaaaaaat?

One day the toothbrush had enough of it and said “damn, I have the filthiest job in the whole wide world”. The toilet paper replied: “ you sure?”.

Happy early birthday!

I took a listening tou your bands music. From what I found published by the user you linked, my favourite was Tides. Currently i've been listening a lot of death metal, but for my current mood that track seemed to fit well.

I like Back To Life, it kinda reminds me of Breaking Benjamin's The Diary of Jane!

Let It Burn 🔥

Happy early Birthday :) All of your songs are surprisingly good.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Teacher: What is the longest word in the English language?
Student: „Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters

my favorite is definitely let it burn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe0q8Lq3L2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4DEoipTFE

I listened to all the songs, but I liked Let It Burn the most, so much energy! You're on vocal?

Anyone at all.

How many metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They embrace the darkness.