"I bit into you, I ate your insides...your delicious delicious insides. But, that was long ago in a time that can no longer be. You are gone, replaced by your foul, mutated brother." - Socrates #2 (Socrates twin brother)

Oh Cadbury, what have you done! Your experiments have created a monster, one that is neither tasty or large. You turned the creme egg into an abomination. The creme egg was once the supreme egg that could fit in your hand, filled with creme that you could well..er...stick your tongue into. Now it is as small as a walnut filled with a chocolate brick with very little creme. WHY?! WHY DID YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE EVER CREATED? WHY?!

P.S. First world problems.

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I don't really like cadbury in the first place

Hershey's milk chocolate bar all the way

11 years ago
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Agreed

I barely even know what Cadbury even is

11 years ago
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3rd world? :D

11 years ago
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I have absolutely no idea what you are asking.

I live in the USA, if it has anything to do with that.

11 years ago
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Excuses. If you ever get the chance to eat a Cadbury Creme Egg......................omfg you'll cry for more.

11 years ago
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According to the above forum post, they're horrible now.

WHO SHOULD I BELIEVE?

11 years ago
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He's referring to the little mini eggs. They're a "mistake" and should be avoided at all costs. When it comes to creme eggs, the bigger the better.

11 years ago
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Well, I've never seen them off of the internet, so I doubt I will get the chance.

Thanks for clarifying, though.

11 years ago
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I'll cry because they're pretty much pure sugar in syrup form - can't stand the buggers regardless of size...

11 years ago
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I don't really like Cadbury either but I must be spoiled because I hate Hershey chocolate too

11 years ago
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Lindt Chocolates are the best.

11 years ago
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Not a big fan of Hershey's either - prefer dark chocolate - Lindt and other Swiss chocolates are pretty good.

11 years ago
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cadbury was much better :)

11 years ago
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I don't think so, Hershey's milk chocolate bar always get out of stock faster than all of cadbury's in my local safeway

11 years ago
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Just because it sells out, doesn't mean it's better. But personally I only eat Cadbury chocolate during this time of the year, so that I don't get tired of it.

11 years ago
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And in my local Asda cadbury sells out quicker than Hersheys :P

11 years ago
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your loss

11 years ago
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Oh, the horror!

11 years ago
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It's too hard.

11 years ago
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Because it made people fat?

11 years ago
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Ah yes. People became fat as a direct result of large creme eggs existing. All over America--and the rest of the world, even, the average waist size gradually, almost imperceptibly, expanded. The mysterious radiation emitted by these famed treats plumped folk across the globe by there mere presence...

No. People made themselves fat by chewing on these things irresponsibly.

11 years ago
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thats a retarded reason. its as dumb as the nyc soda ban. you just drink 2 smalls instead of one large. all it does is cost more to get the same value. besides it isn't any of the food nazi's business to make sure I can't eat myself to death by being an idiot

11 years ago
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I love how the your argumentation works. Just look up the country in someones profile and then "OMG!! GERMAN! IT MUST BE A NAZI!!!!" And you are right: Hitler hated chocolate eggs because he only had one egg...

11 years ago
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You missed the point, and I doubt he even checked your profile. In English, Nazi is used as slang for someone who is controlling, overbearing, etc.. He was simply objecting to government trying to control people's consumption practices for their own benefit.

11 years ago
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this. I didn't look at anybody's steam profile :P


food nazi is like grammar nazi.
(google it it has nothing to do with zee germans)

11 years ago
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My generation grew up into healthy, non-overweight adults. Twenty years later, things have changed.

THEN:
--Walking to and from school (1 hour per day x 5 days per week)
--Recess time (30 minutes before school, 2 x 15-minute breaks, 30 minutes at lunchtime = 1.5 hours x 5 days per week)
--P.E. (30 minutes of high-intensity activity x 5 days per week)
--Playing outside with friends from after school until sundown (an average of 4.5 hours x 5 days per week)
--Playing outside with friends on the weekends (9 hours x 2 days per week)
TOTAL HOURS SPENT IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITY PER WEEK: 5 + 7.5 + 2.5 + 26.5 + 18 == 59.5

NOW:
--Bus or car ride to school (no exercise)
--Recess (15 minutes + 30 minute lunch == 45 minutes x 5 days per week)
--P.E. (30 minutes of low- to moderate-intensity x 5 days per week)
--Playing videogames and/or watching cartoons after school (virtually no exercise)
--Playing inside with friends on weekends (virtually no exercise)
TOTAL HOURS SPENT IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITY PER WEEK: 2.25 + 2.25 == 4.5

Kids, today, are eating better (nutritionally) than my generation did, and my generation ate better than the previous generation, yet the general population continue to blame the obesity of today's kids on food, as if over-eating was our problem. Our problem isn't our soft bellies, but rather our soft heads. We are becoming a nation of "pillows," where struggle and hardship and difficulty are to be shunned in favor of being herded whichever way our government points us and mindlessly consuming whatever crap they give us. The real question is whether or not we will wake up before we are led to slaughter.

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Actually a lot of schools cut recess and P.E. completely, along with after-school activities other than basketball and football; tennis, swimming, and others were cut unless you live in a district flush with cash.

Also, while you can say that today's kids eat better nutritionally, I'd say that the increased dependence on processed foods, antibiotics in the milk/meat, steroids in the milk/meat, etc., has ensured that they actually aren't better off at all - in fact, they are worse off.

I will agree with you on your last point however, having a fairly easygoing lifestyle has softened not only the younger generations in the U.S.A., but in other countries too and now we are reaping the economic whirlwind as other countries that have traditionally had it worse off move fairly aggressively to pick up the slack.

11 years ago
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I live near Cadburys and love them, but yes, the slow size change in the creme eggs, is disappointing... although I can go to the cheap shop they have on site and get 40 of them for like 1$

11 years ago
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Holy poo! You can get 48 of them for £19.00 ($30 Canadian)! That would cost like $60-$70 in Canada.

11 years ago
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I'm so jelly.

11 years ago
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I know that's true, but holy shit, why would you want to? There is so much better stuff to get from there. What about the fucking HUGE bars of chocolate. Not the 1kg ones, but their 10kg ones!

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Just mentioning the creme egg factor as its the topic. I once bought a case of 50x230g dairy milk bars for about 2$, man I was sick of the sight of chocolate before I even finished that case...

Also stop living on the bad side of the city and come to to nice side for once

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True enough. And I think I got a huge box of the flat dairy milks for quite cheap before, and dear lord was that amazing.

Also, no, you come to bad side of city.

11 years ago
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Don't want to get stabbed...

11 years ago
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Good point...I'd probably get arrested on your side of the city though, just because I look dodgy.

11 years ago
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Bournville is too nice for ragamuffins like you

11 years ago
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Yeah, and Chelmsley Wood is too rough for dainty little fairies like you.

11 years ago
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How about you smuggle some for me and I pay you?? We can talk about the details later, where do you wanna meet?? Top secret please

11 years ago
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You joke, but I'm sorely tempted. I suspect shipping would make it pointless, however.

11 years ago
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He is not joking. It is known fact that tigers completely lack sense of humor.
Tigers are bad persons.

11 years ago
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You will now be eaten by pumas for spreading false rumors about tigers.

11 years ago
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1- Tigers are good persons, but they get easily offended, expect a painful death
2- Shipping is related to size and weight of the package, so, you can still get cheap stuff

11 years ago
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It would cost around 50-70$ to ship anything over 1.5kg to the USA sadly, tried looking before

11 years ago
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That's a shame. Still, totally jelly.

11 years ago
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SKITTLES enough said, (fuckin penut alergy)

11 years ago
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Ugh, just had Skittle's Vodka the other night - only the lemon was worth drinking, everything else tasted just like a Skittle, but was so sweet it was horrendous.

11 years ago
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No wonder you can give away so much on this site, I spend way to much money on chocolate. You spend so little, GOD I LOVE CHOCOLATE! So much money goes to it....

11 years ago
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fool*

11 years ago
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No. Foul. It's a word too, look it up.

11 years ago
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Haha

11 years ago
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Okay, he meant it as an adjective. My foul(-noun).

11 years ago
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ahhh , my old friend is here!

11 years ago
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I dont even know this guy...

11 years ago
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He didn't reply to you XD

11 years ago
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Look closer...

11 years ago
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and closer...

11 years ago
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because Kraft own cadburys now.

11 years ago
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So, mini chocolate eggs filled with cheese next...?

11 years ago
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YUCK! But calling Kraft's products as cheese is like calling Mcdonald's meat, well...meat.

11 years ago
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Well, Kraft is still a step up from Velveeta, right?

11 years ago
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I think a step down. Never to sure about the cheese-like hierarchy.

11 years ago
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This is at the bottom.

11 years ago
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"Oh my," said in my best George Takei voice... While Velveeta isn't even cheese too, that stuff just seems downright wrong...

11 years ago
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I prefer Mars. Give me a Galaxy and I'm yours.

11 years ago
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You make me sick.

11 years ago
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I've never heard of creme eggs. I like Cadbury though - especially the Albany and Bournville dark chocolate slabs. but Lindt is the best. Or maybe Côte d'Or. One of those two.

11 years ago
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if you havet heard of creme eggs im so so so sorry

11 years ago
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if you havet heard of creme eggs im so so so sorry

11 years ago
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They changed the eggs?! But the eggs are perfect! Did they really change them?! O.O

11 years ago
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I spoil myself once in a while with Godiva :)

11 years ago
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I always wanted to try this chocolate, but like as another poster metnioned with Ritter Sport it is crazy expensive.

11 years ago
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they dident change anything, you just happen to find the smaller ones. i buy the big ones, and i am actually holding one in my hand, and have ate over 10 of them this holiday season.... they are the best.

11 years ago
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Cadbury is shit. Palm-oil loaded garbage. And they made the blocks smaller. They can eat a whole bag of dicks.

11 years ago
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dang it richie rich! stop picking on cadbury!

11 years ago
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?

11 years ago
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Go eat Snickers. <3

11 years ago
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Those give me heartburn, literally the only food in the world that does that, I can drink a bottle of hot sauce and it wont happen....but snickers, devil food.

Seriously I love chocolate, like love love it, I would marry it, but eww snickers.

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lol! Anyway i adore Snickers! ^^

11 years ago
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Anything but a Three MuskyTears - those things are horrid...

11 years ago
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Unfortunately it's the way of companies. They reduce how much they're giving out, so they can sell more. They also increase the price so they bring in more money. It's how CEOs fund their lavish desires on the backs of the consumers.

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I like that chocolate, but is too daamm expensive, thats why i just buy the big ass cans of herseys chocolate, mix it with water and a bit of milk, then put it intravenusly to get the maximun delicious chocolate flavor effect.

11 years ago
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Eat some german Ritter Sport Schoko&Keks and then compare the two. There's just no way. Ritter Sport > any american stuff that's way, way too sweet.

11 years ago
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I've seen these around but they are extremely expensive.

11 years ago
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Why are you even bringing up American chocolate in a thread about British chocolate?

11 years ago
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Technically, Cadbury is an American company now, or at least, owned by one.

11 years ago
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Wow, I had never even heard of Mondelez before.

11 years ago
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Neither have I. I thought Kraft took over.

11 years ago
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Also Hershey.

11 years ago
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Yeah Cadbury Creme Eggs are in Canada too xD

11 years ago
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EASTER PEEPS

AND IT AIN'T EVEN CLOSE

11 years ago
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Gelatin is gross

11 years ago
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How dare you disparage the good name of Cadbury. Apologize, DO IT!

11 years ago
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What on earth are you talking about?

11 years ago
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Twix > Creme Eggs.

11 years ago
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+1

11 years ago
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Talking of WTF Cadbury, I just ate a whole nut bar that had absolutely no nuts in. I'm tempted to walk to their factory and complain.

11 years ago
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That's nuts.

11 years ago
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I know! Cadbury owe me my nuts dammit!

11 years ago
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Anyone remember Rum and Butter Bars? They look just like Caramilk bars but had rum&butter in them

11 years ago
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Closed 11 years ago by MrTissue.