Step right up, win a game!

A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A REALIST sees a freight train.
The TRAIN OPERATOR sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Someone is knocking on the door, who is it?
Not Sally.

Son sees his father getting a condom on himself.
Son: "What are you doing?"
Father: "Trying to catch a mouse."
Son: "Will you fuck it?"

What is a cheap circumsicion called?

A rip off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MoEGd7B-OA0

theres another version but this one was great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rean7WVBM0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjqucrnI9w

:D

The fish drowned.

you can't stay serious with this video

Enjoy :)

everybody loves Russians

Rémi GAILLARD being a massive BOSS + Rémi GAILLARD vs POLICE

Anything by Dopefish is hilarious, but I found this series of videos even better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMPx5UITR8
Also, this is an amazing comic strip http://nutan.blogspot.ca/2009/11/dentist-appointments.html

Warning, may contain nightmares.

This is the funniest thing I can think of.

Hooooooo!

5 second films

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylb2zDuln1qdlh1io1_400.gif
This always makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WNaVTXVaI
yeah...

Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI

You'll like this :D

Also this pic

I <3 U all

Winner gets Bad Rats ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrzIykdka4s
This video is very funny. Every time I watch it I start crying from laughing too much!

I don't know why I found this so funny... so here it is:

What is red and smells like yellow paint ? Red paint XD

Anyway.

Polish League of Legends players are the best in the world. ( In LoL Of course )
@EDIT: I am from Poland too xD

This cheered me up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbrYHdjYb1c

Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.  

Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.  

Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “  

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.  

Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?  

Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.  

Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

It might not cheer you up, but it cheers me up.