Am I the only apple hater?

But an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Apple = Swag ( mostly)

well just go to your bank, get your money back and hire a lawyer to kick ass

It must be a subscription. That being said, I've never owned an apple product or plan to own one.

apple sux

The only reason I got one of their new fancy phone thingies, was because I got it cheaper than the other new phones. I haven't experienced any of this though, and I hope I won't.

A true Apple hater doesn't have an iTunes purchase history. He doesn't start hating Apple when something goes wrong while using their services. He hates them at least since the first iPod.

He also preferably doesn't eat apples in real life.

Never used an apple product myself. Been hating them for as long as I can remember (overpriced shit) :x

I like them okay, but they're kind of gross if you cut them and leave them out for a while. I prefer them crisp and with white flesh, not brown.

I f*cking hate Apple so much and all the stupid iSheep.

Yep.

iPhone 5 -> 1ghz Dual Core, 1gb Ram, 4" screen, 328ppi, 8mp camera, 15000mAH battery

Galaxy S4 -> 1.8ghz Quad Core, 2gb Ram, 5" screen, 440ppi, 8mp camera, 2600mAHbattery

HTC One -> 1.8ghz Quad Core, 2gb Ram, 5" screen, 440ppi, 8mp camera, 2600mAH battery

Xperia Z -> 1.8ghz Quad Core, 2gb Ram, 5" screen, 300+ ppi, 13mp camera, 2600mAH battery

Nope, iTunes takes 1 week to charge here (Perú) so I'm happy with that :)

iPhone's suck so hard compared to Android phones. Even my cheap crappy phone is more powerful than the iPhone 5 and it cost like £250 when the iPhone 5 is £520 cheapest.

Never had any of their stuff. Friend has iPad 2, and some of their other stuff. I guess they're not bad, but definately not worth the price.

Apple sucks. Overpriced shit for people with tiny *icks. There's nothing more snob than Apple. There's no excuse for it as you can buy anything they sell for half the price from other brands. I you want to (try to) be cool and buy something expensive, go buy something unique and good. Not being the millionth guy to pay too much for a stupid logo.
I remember my previous mobile phone, people were mirin' more than for the millionth iPhone they see while it only costed me half. It could do everything the iPhone could at that time + it included a watch to read my text messages with.
Apple is a no brain buy. Probably the same people who collect a lot of steam cards are the ones that buy Apple stuff. Wasting money that could have been spent way better.

Oh and then later on, those Apple fan boys ask me how I could afford a motorcycle @ the age of 19... Maybe because I didn't spend my money on useless shit nor on things for a logo nor to make my *ick look bigger than it really is.

I hate Apple because of Mac OS.

Isn't the first time

Apple can't do anything right. It's just overhyped shit that suck ass.

no, you are not

Dont hate Apple. Actually, like their products a lot, but there is 1 problem:

WAY OVER PRICED.

A MAC wont ever have the performance of a PC with the same price. I dont see any reason for Iphones being so expensive (the price of a decent laptop).

I also believe that any Ipad (ant its competitors) are worth less. Tablets are plain stupid. Too big to carry as a cellphone, too weak to be used home.