http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5wptjuf90

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

I farted once on the set of blue lagoon..

Also - If you dont laugh, I give up!

This?

'Cause cats are always funny :)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

When we told Geoff that he had been pipped to the post by the hunters joke, he was gracious in defeat, noting: ‘I can't believe I got knocked out in the final round! I could've been a contender... I want a re-match, and this time I'm going to fight dirty. Did you hear the one about the actress and the bishop?’.

if you dont laugh you dont have a soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw

Maybe this?

i am smart and you're dumb but i am cat you're dog. lol

Person A: What if I become the next Hitler and kill all the jews and a clown?
Person B: Why the clown?!
Person A: See, nobody cares about the jews.

Detroit metal city its SO FUNNY

Diabeetus.

A cactus, starfish and Prince Harry walked into a bar............................. I give up this is too hard

I would love to win this competition but I'm too busy making fireproof matches.

Final boss

This ;)

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Here's a funny story: A courple want to have an adventure and so they make a journey to the River of Orinoco. They buy a boat and drive the river. At night they camp and there where some scary noises but they ignored these nois. At the morning they find oout where the noise come from. Theire Pot was gone withe the fish in it. So they know it only can be a Alligator who was stealing that pot and they find this Alligator not far away down an embankment. At rage the woman want to frighten that Alligator. She run down the embankment but she losts her balance and fall in the directon of the Alligator. Of Cause she screams very Loud. If the Alligator would open his mouth she exactly would fall in it but the Alligator awake and sees her falland Scream right at him. So he mowes as fast as an Alligator can move And so the Woman finally Scares the Alligator. ;D

I didn't fall , I attacked the floor and I think I'am winning.
"Ja się nie przewróciłem, zaatakowałem podłogę i uważam,że wygrywam" Pozdrawiam:)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

ΛΟΛ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIi9SjJvgU&list=SP86F4D497FD3CACCE&index=25

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Tentickles :DDD

http://i.imgur.com/GL7aNwP.jpg

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Homer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket – went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Homer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11," he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Homer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Homer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Homer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Homer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Homer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"