My life.

http://z0r.de/3703

Here you go .. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va27tAaGqgg

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her dildos from NASA.

Funniest gif i`ve ever seen

http://9gag.com/gag/aVOM5Xn

The vietnamese word "Chóng bóng bóng" means something like "Header", "Header ability".

Pretty sure these will crack you up... :)
A little boy asks his dad, "What's between mum's legs?" His father answers, "Paradise, my son." The son asks, "What's between your legs?" His father replies, "The key to paradise!" The son says, "A piece of advice, dad: change the lock, that bastard next door has a spare key!"

Another joke: http://prntscr.com/1y36pl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7PZBLvpMas this

This is funny to me

http://i.imgur.com/Kr7Nr6E.jpg

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/JediGunship/grumpy-cat-8141_preview_zps9177ab07.png

I can't make you laugh, but I like this initiative.
enjoy the weekend!

fweeeeeeeep

There is a hat and a scarf. The hat says to the scarf "hey scarf, you hang around while I go on ahead!"

:)

whatch this!

Thanks for Terrarim!

Path of Exile release

Joke

At E3 2014, Gabe Newell himself announces the next much anticipated sequel to Left 4 Dead 2, Left 4 Dead 2.1. When asked in a post conference interview why he chose that name, he simply responded, "Are you saying there are numbers after 2?"

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: “Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”
“Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,” said the waiter, “or everyone will want one.”

This is a true experience of a friend of mine in college..

A friend of mine was robbed off with his smart phone in the middle of night by two robbers. The robbers ran away fast while my friend walked slowly back home contemplating of his new experience. After a few minutes the robbers came back with heavy breaths surrounding my friend. Robber A: "We forgot to get your wallet, hand it over now..." They ran away again after getting the phone and wallet.. Criminals forget things too... :D

Two crocdiles were flying,especially the one in the middle .

And also http://imgur.com/2P1nbCH

Half life 3 confirmed :D

I don't want Terraria HAHA LOLZ

i am not very funny so here is a picture of a cat http://imgur.com/gallery/dEOEUHe