Children are starving somewhere in the world.

you can cry laughing :O

hard work to do, i'm unable to fulfill that request, sry

Was that a noise behind you? Who closed that door? Why is the light out? static noises

Marie Curie died without ever having visited Disneyland.

Thanks

sorry i couldn't find anything funny or sad for you atm

Roses are red,
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone

Does that count as both sad and funny?

A little dark humor.

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I SHALL MAKE YOU FACEPALM!

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Cheers for high levels!

I REFUSE TO LET YOU DICTATE MY LIFE!

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea. “Let us fly” Said the fly: “let us flee”.So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

obrigado por compartilhar, é um belo sorteio...

:)

Much appreciated :)

I am almost out of my favorite snack and there's too much snow to buy more. :(

Well this should cheer you up, great bloopers vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzhCxPML-OM ... and thanks :D

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

A priest a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar, sit at the counter and all ask for a beer.
The bartender looks them all over and says, "What is this, a joke?!"

Here, have a cute and silly cat gif