This is MCH Antoniushove.
This is RandstadRail 2 train to MCH Antoniushove. This line terminates here.
This is RandstadRail 2 train to Kraayensteinlaan. The next station is Leidsenhage.
This is RandstadRail 19 train to MCH Antoniushove. This line terminates here.
This is RandstadRail 19 train to Technopolis. The next station is Leidsenhage.
Antoniushove is another hospital.
In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."
All three fork over the money. The girl then turns to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
