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This is Metrolijn B train to Hoek van Holland Strand. The next station is Nieuw Verlaat.
This is Metrolijn B train to Nesselande. The next station is De Tochten.
Police arrested Peter Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident
of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be
charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch,
he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy
inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I
thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County
courthouse jail.
Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the
road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged
"need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented
with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon
Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor.
I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this
pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Davidson.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that
you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect
and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn
...is it midnight already?"
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Thanks for breaking my month-long streak of terrible luck, and thanks again for the most entertaining train I've ever participated in on SG by far!
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Glad to see your luck is turning and thanks for the kind words! :)
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