This is Zuidplein.
This is Metrolijn D train to De Akkers. The next station is Slinge.
This is Metrolijn D train to Rotterdam Centraal. The next station is Maashaven.
This is Metrolijn E train to Slinge. The next station is Slinge.
This is Metrolijn E train to Den Haag Centraal. The next station is Maashaven.
Boy, are these dated...
Signs Your Significant Other is Addicted to Internet Porn:
*During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.
*His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
*When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
*Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."
*He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
*Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
*When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
*You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.
*As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
*During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
*His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you. He pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
