HEY BITCHASS HONKEYS WITH YOUR INDIE GAMES AND YOUR HUMBLE BUNDLES AND YOUR INDIEGALAS AND YOUR GROUPEES AND YOUR FORTIX AND INSECTITIDES PART 1 AND YOUR HATS AND YOUR CONTRIBUTOR VALUE BITCHING AND SHITTY USERBASE THIS IS ME THE CROC GIVIN AWAY A GAME THAT NONE YOU DUMBFUCKS GIVIN AWAY IN A PUBLIC GIVEAWAY AND ONLY GAS ASS CIRCLEJERKS I MEAN PRIVATE GIVEAWAYS CAUSE UR ALL TOO BUSY BEIN GAY IN THE FORUMS HAVIN VIRTUAL SEX TO NOTICE THIS HERE GIVEAWAY FOR A FUCKING STEAM VIDEOGAME CALLED BLOOD FUCKIN HIT MONEY MAN. ALSO IF I PROMISED YOU FREE FOOD OR FREE GAMES OR FREE AIR OR FREE ANYTHING FOR LOOKING AT THIS GIVEAWAY I LIED AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.

ANYWAYS YOU NEED TO STOP LOOKIN AT THE FORUM WRONG FACE UP FATS BITCH I AINT SEE ANYONE EVER GIVIN AWAY HITMAN SINCE AT LEAST A YEAR BUT THEN AGAIN IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE STEAMGIFTS PLUS SO I DON'T SEE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE FILTERED? ANYWAYS SINCE YOU'RE ALL BEIN GAY YOU'RE GONNA MISS OUT ON THIS HERE GIVEAWAY FOR THE 47 BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE FUNNIER IF HE WAS 69 BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THAT NUMBER IT REMINDS ME OF SEX. BUT IT'S

JUST LIKE CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOU HAVE GUNS TOOOO?

ANYWAYS WRONG FACE UP TO THE FACTS BITCH YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS GAME BUT YOU GOTTA GIVE AWAY $25.69 WORTH OF THOSE VIDEOGAMES FIRST TO BE COOL AND IF YOU CONTRIBUTED MORE I WILL SEND THE ADMINS AFTER YOU TO DISPROVE YOUR ALL STAR TITLE WHEN YOU ARE AT BEST SECOND WHEN I AM FIRST BUT I GUESS IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKED

ANYWAYS IN THIS HERE FUCKIN GAME YOU ARE AGENT 69 AND YOU KILL WHO THE GAME IS TELLING YOU TO KILL BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU LOSE AND THEN DIE IN SLOW MOTION BUT I CALL IT RED SLOW MOTION BECAUSE THE SCREEN IS ALSO RED WHILE IN SLOW MOTION?

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU DIDN'T ENTER YET BECAUSE YOU'RE A PANSY ASS BITCH WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE A REAL FUCKIN GAME AND WOULD RATHER HAVE ALL THE GAY SEX WITH SONIC OR THE TEAM FORTRESS SPY RATHER THEN ENTER MY FUCKIN GIVEAWAY FOR A COPY OF THIS GAME MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S FUCKED UP.

OH WHAT'S THAT YOU PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE TEAM FORTRESS WELL I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ON THE TEAM, THE TEAM OF HOMOSEXUALITY, THE ONLY WAY TO REDEEM YOURSELF IS TO ENTER MY FUCKIN GIVEAWAY.

oh also if you just reply with thanks i'll tell you to go fuck yourself in the comments and if you somehow win I'm going to be mad. Fuck the police.