What is the best way to start with a girl? :P HELP!

A girls guide to dating...
(please note: not an expert still single lol)
Ok guys I'm about to reveal the mystery of girls. we are not as strange and elusive as you think. All we really want is someone who is kind and thoughtful. no cloriform required. Just find a common interest and expand on it. and yes starting with "Hi" always helps. in a world of independent women it can be scary to approach us. take a deep breath and just go for it. the worst that can happen is she says no. and thats not the end of the world for all you know shes not single. there is nothing wrong with being friends with a girl either and sometimes the best relationships are built on friendships. maybe the outside bit is a good idea but when girl gamers spend about the same time attached to a computer as you guys do then it's less likely to find one in public. so the problem now exists that if guy gamers and girl gamers are all inside how do they meet? ok now i'm really asking.... there must be a place online? and not one of those creepy dating website.... maybe someone should create a gaming friends website. a friendly place to meet people who like games with no pressure to go outside ;)

I usually start with the wishbone.

start what?

Ask her if she likes tapes and CDs. If she says yes, say:
"That's good, because I want to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts."

Gamers don't start with girls
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I would typically recommend pressing the start button.

Sacrifice a goat and present her with its still-beating heart. Then and only then will you be considered worthy in the eyes of the tribe to take a mate.

First of all you must ask yourself if she is the one. Then if you are really sure you want to pursue this and she is indeed the girl/the one/the person you want to start a life with then proceed as you would want her to proceed. If you haven't already imagine her from your perspective and how you would have liked it say for example for her to start with you. Would playful flirting and smiling be how you would want to start it, maybe secret cute notes on how she dresses or how cute her smile is, her looks etc or maybe even a cute simple little joke that maybe the two of you can share. Find out what she likes and work from there. Give her a flower or make a cute tiny little origami crane or flower to give to her, with maybe her name or a pet name that you have given hero ro maybe one that sjmejhei ha su giv en he rsl eldf. try something, try anyhting. kmj hibin m .,,,, .. jj k ... h h. j

Do the world a favor and get a vasectomy. Your offspring will probably not contribute to the gene pool.

1. Take out anime babes out of your avatar or they think you are perv :P

show her something big

Jesus fucking christ

Say this:
"Hey, I just met you.. and this is crazy.. but here's my number! So call me, maybe?"
Works every time.