and it was the ugliest thing I ever drank in my life (yes it was cold).

-Not even the slightest buzz effect after drinking half of the bottle, took me a few sips of wine to feel it.

-It tastes like ass, I wanted to puke.

I officially give this title to beer - the most overrated thing on the planet.

Wine and Champagne is much better IMO even though I think alcohol overall is overrated as hell.

BTW I'm 20 years old male.

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It depends on where you live and how expensive the beer was :P... 'Murica = shittiest beers ever, Central Europe = Best beers ever

11 years ago
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yeah...but Romania has better beer than Hungary though....oh...and Transylvania is totally ours...

11 years ago
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Hungarian beer is pretty much disgraceful.

11 years ago
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this +∞

11 years ago
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You havent tried some good latvian beers mate

11 years ago
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But...

Ireland isn't in central europe.

11 years ago
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Oh well...they might have a few good beers too ;D

11 years ago
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Exception to every rule xD

11 years ago
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I don't really like beer, though "beer+snacks" combo can be really good depending on which beer and which snacks are involved. If you want to get an adequate image of why do people like beer though, go to some nice beerhouse that has its own brewery, check the source code of this post and get a pint of draught with snacks of your choice. Getting into fight with some drunk bikers is optional yet strongly advised.

11 years ago
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You have 20 years and never tried beer before? o.O
Only bad think about beer is the feeling you have the day after you get drunk :D

11 years ago
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I did tried a few sips, but this time it as more than ever.

11 years ago
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24, never drank a beer, smells gross, well I hate the smell of any alcohol so I never have drank any, thats how I am wired, smells bad = Not gonna taste it.

11 years ago
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LOL I'm actually the same, I only tried it because of how popular it is and it was a dumb thing to do.

11 years ago
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well there are plenty of drinks though that smell wonderful and you can't even taste the alcohol...I absolutely love Pina Colada, it's impossible to taste any alcohol

11 years ago
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Nah, I have smelled those, still smells bad to me(The smell of alcohol shines through), comparable to someone who puts on perfume but still smells like ass because in reality they need a damn shower, if that makes sense.

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Oh okay. But on the other hand alot of stuff smell horrible but tastes good, like melted cheese.

11 years ago
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depends on cheese as well as personal tastes. I for example love the smell of gorgonzola, when for many people it's horrible. Same goes for example for garlic or onion ;)

11 years ago
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yeah I like onion and garlic smell unless it's somebody's breath that smells like garlic

11 years ago
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I love that smell :-D!

11 years ago
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I'm 27 and have never had any type of alcoholic beverage. No desire to even try one either.

11 years ago
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What beer was it? There is a fine difference between an expensive and a cheap beer

2-4 bottles and you are nicely on the way.

11 years ago
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Visit Belgium, no idea what kind of crap you drank.. :p

11 years ago
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Amen to that!

11 years ago
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Alright it seems like the beer I drank was shit after all :D.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/svyturys-ekstra-draught/58365/

11 years ago
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Rebel is probably the best beer I've ever had.

11 years ago
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You waited 20 years for your 1st beer? Half of that is wasted :P

Also, you probably picked some crappy commercial beer that tastes like piss :P i'd recommend you check some fine Belgian abbaye beers :) my personal favorite is the Abbaye de Bonne Esperance (6€ a bottle here in Italy, but it's worth every cent) :)

EDIT: this one http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/abbaye-de-bonne-esperance/6086/

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I didn't waited, I never wanted to drink it myself because when I tasted the first time, I was like 12 years old and it was horrible.

11 years ago
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So when was your 'first' beer again? :)

11 years ago
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Feelling sorry for you right now

11 years ago
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me 2. he drinks champagne? puke

beer tastes perfect... ok, i`m from Germany, we have some really nice kinds of bbeer here :)

11 years ago
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Champagne is disgusting and makes me feel sick:P and yes my good sir Germany has excellent beer:)

11 years ago
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Of course it's very important not to try shit beer for the first time, else you'll be generalizing all beer as being bad. BUT, no beer, not even the cheapest one served warm, should make you feel like puking. Maybe there's something wrong with you, like an allergy or something.

11 years ago
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Even as a beer lover, it's not hard to imagine to puke from horrible warm beer. There really are shitbeers in the world lol :p

11 years ago
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Anything that tastes bad to a person can make them puke.

11 years ago
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I hate how it leaves bitter taste in your mouth after you sip it, that's why it makes wanna vomit.

11 years ago
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+1

11 years ago
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mmm, I could do with a beer or two right now.

11 years ago
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First beer I ever drank I was very young, did not like the taste that much either. Also, no I did not get even the slightest bit tipsy either. Keep in mind, the beer was Coors.. was my mothers fav brand for some reason. Probably due to it being cheap.

Now the first time I tried champagne was to celebrate the new years for 2000. For my 21st was the first time I tried scotch. ( was a good brand too, forgot its name though. )

Oh and I have tasted various brands of beer.. dislike it in general. Though oddly do not mind scotch. To note its extremely rare for me to drink and I have never gotten drunk even once. Now I did get slightly tipsy once, but that was about it. ( Rare as in I MIGHT drink some one day out of a year, 3 times tops. The time I got tipsy was in 2000.. I drank all but one glass worth of the bottle I mentioned above. )

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I don't drink beer because I have to drink at least 4-5 to get a bit drunk, and I don't wanna look like a pregnant women in the mid 30. Most of the time I drink bourbon in small quantities (100-150ml); I also like to drink wine, but I don't like the next morning effect.

11 years ago
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I just don'r drink beer to get drunk. I drink for the taste. Ah, the good dark lager or stout, mmm...

11 years ago
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Well, for me Stella Artois is the only beer I can say I would drink for the taste.

11 years ago
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Fuck yeah, Stella Artois! (and tbh I like Jupiler too but more as a 'gonna drink it till i get wasted').

11 years ago
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Beer wont make you fat (or with p"pregnant" belly).

11 years ago
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I think it will if you "like-a-drink", because unlike liquor, wine, whiskey etc, you have to drink a couple of liters of beer in order to get completely wasted.

11 years ago
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For pure intoxication effect, I find very cold (oily consistence) clear vodka to be the best for an instant blast, and some varieties of pink vine or bison grass vodka with apple juice if you want to take it slower.

11 years ago
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WAAAAAAAH MAN DONT TASTE WHAT HE DRINK! MAN JUST TAKE IT! U MADE ME SOOOO MAD!!! GONNA KILL SOME1 ASAP

11 years ago
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Nice poem.

11 years ago
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^^ Haha poem :)

11 years ago
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More like the latest gangsta rap hit single.

11 years ago
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"The best thing about war is watching the kids react" Mass Effect 3
BTW I'm a wine type as well, if you don't like the "first" type of beer you drank look for other brands/tastes.

11 years ago
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Out of curiosity hat brand did you try?

11 years ago
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Coors Light

11 years ago
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I didn't drank that one, but I wouldn't expect much from it. I'd recommend you'd try some premium european beer, if you have the opportunity, before you decide that's not your kind of drink.
I drink beer quite frequently, yet I don't like mass-prduction light lagers very much. With the exception of local crafted brands, the best beer I've had was Austrian Wieselburger Stammbrau. Polish, Austrian, Czech and German beers are good in general.

11 years ago
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Rebel!

11 years ago
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At least I didn't recommend Corona :P

11 years ago
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Hmmm.

All beers are not created equal, and in wine terms, I'd say that something like Coors, Miller or Budweiser (the US version) is the equivalent of a glass of Blue Nun.

While some people enjoy mass produced fizzy lagers, I'd urge you to try some more flavoursome brews, and steer clear of stuff that rolls off computer controlled production lines. Try a Belgian Tripel or an Imperial Stout (not to be confused with Guiness or some other such mass produced stuff). You may still hate beer, but at least you'll have tried the good stuff before writing it off!

11 years ago
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I'm not the OP guys. It was a joke about water-beers.
I typically drink Pearl River Original myself... which has nothing to do wit the actual water in the, erm Pearl River.

11 years ago
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Oops - my bad :)

11 years ago
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I remember when I tried that famous Guiness. It made me stay clear of stouts for over a year, until I accidentaly tried stout from small craft brewery in my town. I loved it. Unfortunately, that was just one-time experimental batch. They have just two vats, and only from time to time brew something different from their regular beers (but those are very good too).

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Your topic made me irritated somehow :O Maybe it's because I come from beer nation.. I love beer and don't like vine.. People are different ;-)

11 years ago
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It's an acquired taste. I'm fairly sure most people feel the same after their first beer.

But once you get into it, it can be a really great venture. Tasting the multitude of different craft beers, being able to not only tell the differences between styles, but smell and taste the different flavors and layers to each beer.

I'm lucky enough to be near a mart that sells over 700 different types of beer (plus this region has tons of microbrews). I didn't get what the big deal was my first time either, but now I want to try them all.

Edit: And personally, I don't drink beer to get drunk anymore (would have to slam a pitcher for that anyways)... mainly for the taste now. Liquor to get drunk, beer to maintain.

11 years ago
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"American beer is like making love in a Canoe, f****ing Close to water" ;)

11 years ago
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They've gotten better recently. Sierra Nevada is delicious.

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Well, Monty python's statement was 30 years old, so it was about time ;).
Although i remember when a somewhat proud Us Navy ensign wanted to serve us real, american beer. And gave us.....Bud ice :D.

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LoL.

Tho I also hate beer . . . and wine too . . . and any alcoholic beverage for that matter.

11 years ago
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Was it Preta Docue?

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11 years ago
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Your a 20 male and haven't drank beer before?... Do you socialise with friends at all?

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I did, this time I tried drinking it for real and it sucked. Also no I don't really socialise with friends.

11 years ago
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Friends are overrated! :D

11 years ago
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Dizzee + Loneliness + Champagne = You deserve this meme

11 years ago
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I don't feel insecure about it, your post is invalid.

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My post is valid as long as your statement about socializing is true. lol

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Makes no sense what so ever, when did I said I was lonely? As long as I'm okay with the way I am your memes absolutely don't apply to me.

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Tiger is by far the best, soooo good.

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This is the best I've ever had: Westvleteren XII
Belgian trappist beer is just too good.

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Trappist...mmm... I usually drink Corsendonk. Have to give Westvleteren a try sometime.

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It's quite hard to get hold of, although some bars in Belgian cities re-sell bottles illegally. It was the nicest one I've ever had, but I've only had a dozen or so different types . The beer review sites all say it's almost perfect though.

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Beer is the best thing created by humans.

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Closed 11 years ago by Dizzee.