I kinda have a lust for L4D series now ;-;

And I've been longing to ask this question, if life is short, does that mean death is tall?

i should get it bcuz idunno who the F is Valve!never met him b4!

Long long ago, in a land far away, there was a little Valve Complete Pack.
Valve Complete Pack had a great childhood, because its parents GLaDOS and Gordon Freeman always cared about it, and it had a lot of friends. It went to school, pretty much like every little video game compilation does, got his first girlfriend, Chell, and went on to study Advanced Portal Physics.
But then, something unexpected happened. Everyone of Valve Complete Pack's friends left him, his girlfriend left him, even his parents were suddenly gone.
Valve Complete Pack did not know why this was happening. It was alone in this big world. Lonely and sad, Valve Complete Pack searched for anything reminding it of its parents. Completely shocked, it found a notice on its desk:
"Dear Valve Complete Pack,
Finally, we reached our destination. Our dreams finally turned out to be more than steam, they became reality. We have been downloaded.
Love, Your Parents"
Finally, Valve Complete Pack realized what was going on.
It has to be downloaded and make a user happy to fulfill its destiny!
Valve Complete Pack desperately tried to get somebody to download it, but nobody wanted it, because almost everyone got one of his cousins or brothers already.
But then, Valve Complete Pack saw a shining ray of light.
Somebody was offering it on steamgifts.com!
Valve Complete Pack has never been that happy before! But there was one decision left:
Which user would be able to download it, and make it happy until the end of days?
Then, Valve Complete Pack was completely impressed by one user: Thomadin.
It saw that he cared about his games, and that he treated them well.
So Valve Complete Pack decided that it wanted to be with Thomadin, and the two lived happily ever after.
(English is not my native language, so excuse me please :P)

Y NO GIVE ME GIFT!!!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/006/y-u-no-guy.
GIVE ME THE GIFT OR http://www.avenuepotter.com/~kristin/Christian_Bale/APPhotos/ameri024qa.jpg
Still no?
OK :((.http://imageshack.us/f/847/okayzp.png/

I should get i because i will never buy it by myself

Hey, realy if you ask me, why i should get the game, only answer is, that IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

Dude, this is a bit embarassing... bu aww, the pack is worth it. :D

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamn.

I just want a tomb raider coz i have a lot valve games expect l4d(i afraid playing this)))
P.S. and the tomb raider is very s...(u understand))))
P.P.S IF U dont understand - you a cake!!!!

You see, I think I should start with a story:
Once upon a time, there was a steam user named LolSalad.
Well its actually now hypothermia but whatever.
He was playing gmod one day on singleplayer, as singeplayer radio talked about the greatnesss of graduating to multiplayer, the endless possibilites!
However, when he reached multiplayers door...
The wasteland was a mess of red errors, wielding knives and eating tomato sauce on its own.
The evil red errors then laughed and jumped about, having yet another poor soul that joined gmod without every god damn steam game ever.
They laughed as LolSalad wielded half-life, counter-strike, and team-fortress (and some other game consiting of two words and using a -).
"Those stupid goldsrc games can not harm us!"Thundered the masses of uncoordinated errors.
The errors were masters of disguise, they took one shape and there was no way to tell if it were either a piece of newspaper(?) or a jeep.
To this day, LolSalad has been stranded in this space, as the other players walked on, looking nervously at the one person that had no sense of source.
LolSalad has since managed to get one source game: Counter strike, using sand, textures, parts of half-life 2 gmod default guns and strips of his own flesh.
He was going to create l4d instead, when suddenly a player walked up to him, phygunned the ingredients, threw them into a device made by sakirias88, and TROLOLOLOLO'd the day away
TL;DR, he needs the games so badly that if you don't give them this poor person will be stranded and hoarded by the Evil E's.And its your fault(If you don't)
What else?...hmm
Gmod is a great place, full of facinating people.
Inspirational, in its own right.
Vehicles,guns,ragdolls humping, anything is possible.
Everyone is happy on singleplayer, a safe haven for the cheap bastards.
Maybe I should've just stuck to singleplayer.
Entities,he called upon them to decide.
The gods of gmod, as they were.
However, they did not provide answers.
Else they just exploded in his face and caused an explosion.(duh)
Gamemodes were something a singleplayer could not comprehend,
As they required multiple people.
Maybe I should've thought twice...
E2 spam from wiremod, or maybe a spot of L4D(2) elevator/doorway blocking,
Sometimes I wish I could try something new,
Hiaku:
A day of regrets,
A day of celebration,
When I get the games.
Uhm..uhm...Borrowing from the OP here...
The day I first got my own steam game was november the 17th 2010, as that was l4d
I liked it, but grew tired of it.
Then I discovered gmod, and I was amazed, I had managed to hook over 1500 hours and counting!
Gmod helped me discover how much I was missing in my life...
(apart from the fact I have cancer in my ass, lungs and throat)
(keep that in mind while you choose)
The pack is something that will keep my gaming alive, possibly waste my harddrive space,
and if I don't get it my brain damage will send me on a terrorist rampage, which might possibly kill 1000000 babies and women
keep that in mind as you put in that name.
uhm...
VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO-JWm3q9jo&feature=related
don't make me set them on yo ass.
do i win yet.
my fingers are bleeding
and my cat died of hunger

Because my gpu died an my laptop runs fine source engine...

And because i am going to prove that the cake isn't a lie

/truestory

I just don't need this pack.

Dear Mr Giveaway Guy/Gal (yes, you.):
I am holding all your cakes hostage.
Either you give me one of the runner-up prizes COUGH HOMEFRONT COUGH or i will cut them up into small pieces slowly while recording it and send them back bit by bit.
PS: i already started cutting it. http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/how-to-cut-cakes-1-ghv-325-17745545.jpg

so we joke and entertain you while you laugh at your throne?

no way man! i'm not a jester!

I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

So: Do it FOR TEH LULZ!!!

Because I am Micky Mouse and no one dislikes Micky Mouse.

No one.

(Runner-up prizes if I win something please.)

I love Valve, i love Steam, i love u... So give me it or hell will be overburdened...

Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them :D
and another :Alcohol does not solve problems .But neither does milk :P

because the first game I played was a valve game

Why do you just give one pack? We, third-world inhabitants, need love, need being happy. You must take a helicopter, travel to my country and shed thousands of DVD's containing packs.
I promise not to ask you for food, just Valve.

Good sir, I need your help. You see, I recently purchased Skyrim over the Christmas sale. This incredibly addictive substance has been known to consume lives with its ridiculous number of sidequests and things to be doin', and only the selfless sacrifice my hard drive made by blowing itself up has so far saved me from losing my soul. But soon a replacement hard drive will arrive, this one not nearly as courageous as the last, and so another such sacrifice cannot be counted upon. Only a concentrated effort by the Legendary VCP Squad may hold off the onslaught by the forces of Skyrim as they march inexorably towards the Citadel of Free Time. While Portal and L4D2 have thus far held the gates, they require reinforcements if this new and terrible enemy is to be stopped. The fate of Daedalizia lies in your hands.

Only have both Portals, HL2:DM and Lost Coast. And I only recently got back to Steam, because i finally got a computer capable of properly running games.
So here we go:
Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn’t wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed. "The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said. Then he grinned. "I even went to a topless bar." "Really?" said his mother, surprised. "What do they do if it starts to rain?"

some call this pack junk,
I call it treasure

because i know if i will write something here,i won't get that giveaway

Im the best choice coz chuck norris is my best friend..

EDIT: Thought that you might like to know that my jokes are so hardcore that when your parents walk in, your gonna switch to porn.

Well, their are many reasons.

1. I have seen the end of the world...

   http://bit.ly/x9MvxC

2. You have taken my toys, and I want em' back...

   http://bit.ly/wptnH

3. My food does not taste right :/

   http://bit.ly/b5hNK

4. Jesus is pissed...

   http://bit.ly/9mOoPF

Well. I like Valve games, but still do people call me mysterious...
Or do they?? :P