Q: What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A: A headbanger.

I own most Valve games but wouldn't mind a runner's up prize. :)

Because I have an arrow in my knee...
P.S. FUS RO DAH!!!

I would like to get this games pack, because i like trainz and turtles.

why?
well I played CS a LOT lol and also TF2 :D but I haven't been able to play any of half life :/
Valve is great.

my hand position on keyboard is
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A S D

isn't this a good reason xD

Because I never been lucky, I never won anything, I never met very generous trader, I never... Ok, that's enough... XD (Sorry for bad language but I am italian)

Here is my joke. I used to be an adventurer like you,but then I settled down and got married. I tried. I don't ask for the pack,I want a runner up prize :D

Because of da wubwubwubwwubstep

Deep down in the darkest recesses of the Earths most uninviting cave system, there is a man. Lost for years, searching for the surface, this man travels deeper, and deeper, and deeper. With every step he truly believe the surface draws nearer, but the distance grows longer. His beard, and hair, have become filthy dreadlocks, all trying to stick into one lock. Sometimes, when he turns his head too fast, the weight and tension can tear his flesh. It's hard to keep walking, to keep hoping, when everything hurts. His feet are covered in sores. Anywhere his clothing rubs his skin has been rubbed raw, calloused, and rubbed raw again. Were everything not wet he would have died of dehydration long ago, and whatever this lizards and bugs are, they are certainly nutritious. After all, he's been down there for years.

Suddenly, a light. It could be as bright as the sun, if his eyes are to be believed, or as dim as a candle. It's blinding, just the same. A few moments, a lifetime, and his eyes adjust. Before him is a grand banquet hall, all carved from the cavernous stone. There must be hundreds of candles, he thought. With a gurgle, his stomach turned. "That smell, that glorious smell! It's enough to make me sick," he exclaimed, before collapsing. When his eyes opened, they first focused on the plate before him. Piles of meat and vegetables, though nothing looked familiar. All the other seats remain empty. "Hello? Hello?"

"I see you've awoken, please eat your fill." A voice from everywhere replied. So startled was the man that he pushed his chair back and toppled with it. "Please do not be alarmed, this is the welcome area. Once you have eaten and cleaned yourself, we intend to invite you inside. There is nowhere else for you to go, after all."

[Not related to the story: I have the orange box, pretty sure that's all the valve games I have. And you should give me a runner up prize, so I will have something to entertain this dude once I invite him in.]

-------New below--------

Panic, pure and unrestrained. If he could have run away, he likely would have. Blurred vision, and nausea persist. The room seems to spin as the man makes his way to a chair. Walking was even more troubling after such a surprise. Years, literally years, the man had lived in the dark. Well, it felt like years to him. No days, no nights, light only provided by luminescent animals and plants that he would occasionally come upon. Now his knees are shaking, weaker than ever before. With food, a fucking feat, feet away he could still barely slide his feet.

The chair is sturdier than expected, fully taking on the mans weight as he gripped the back support of the chair. Shifting his hands to make his way into the seat, he noticed his clothes felt heavier, dirtier, more disgusting. There is not a skin tone spot on his body, all dyed a deep brown with layers of filth. Another loud growl from his abdomen and his drive returned. Thrusting a hand into the plate, and grabbing all that he could, he shoveled the unknown foods into his mouth faster than he could chew. It was exhausting to chew, and his jaw burned. He was full with his first swallow, but forced himself to eat more. It was only four mouthfuls before he couldn't take it anymore, his stomach couldn't take what was already in it. He threw himself onto the floor as his feast spilled out of his gut. A man just can't eat too fast after nearly starving to death.

--- To be continued, maybe. Probably not.---

I should get it because I want it :( At least i'm honest.

ETD, I swear. When I saw read your name. I thought it said STD!!! I am not trying to be funny and I know I won't win any games. But I know I need to stop wanking becuase my eyes are going INSAAANE! O.o

I would kill for the Peace Nobel Prize AND I WILL KILL for this Valve Complete Pack!

I should get it because the voices in my head say I deserve it >_<

and in all seriousness, I ended up giving up my old account to my little bro, so I'm missing a lot of games that I miss. (Mainly TF2 premium and Half Life 1/2, and I've been meaning to try out portal 2)

Becouse I can make all your wishes becom true like you will do to me if I win ^.^

Why should i get it? because we all know the hidden codes in those games, but we never had the chance to know whats inside. I heard a kid once said "I KNOW!!!!! ITS A STEGOSAURUS!!!", then some jerk whose name started with an S put a slug to his knee (he could never get his cookies, poor kid), someone told me that the number 42 had something to do with it, but honestly i just couldnt see how it could work, i had a hard copy of Half Life lying around, put it in the microwave and set it up for 42 minutes, not only it didnt do anything, but the whole light went down (i thought it was IT, so i called the police and some local news, but it turned out it wasnt).....maybe i should try to let it inside for 42 hours?

But now, after 22 years of experiences, of letting my cat self combust (she told me it was ok, "just call the firemen if i start screaming, call the local news if i just walk away" she said), of cutting my hair with a chainsaw, using my old CRT as a pillow, of thinking the posibility of trading a coupon for a Dead Island key (he told me it was legit) or even risk my whole research by posting it here now, i KNOW whats inside, i just need your help.

Lets make history.

(completely random, didnt even attempted to be funny :), btw i have the Half Life 2 franchise, CSS and DODS)
Have fun! i sure did :)

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I don't want the whole pack...I want just a game. Want a joke? Ok...you asked for it... :D

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

I, like a lot of youthful people, are struggling with unemployment. I dropped out of high school to help support my family, and have never been able to enjoy any of Valve's games since HL2 was released. It has been a true hardship, to listen to all of my internet friends declare what godly games HL2 and its episodic content, Portal 2, ect were. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi... So kids, don't trust whitey.

I used to be potato ... I never asked for this

Because I'm just so FREAKIN tired of my friends RUBBING THEIR DAMN STEAM LIBRARY'S IN MY FACE D:<

Plus I love valve games :D

Random jokes:

Grammar is important Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"

One time I found myself drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. :P

If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I would be unstoppable.

If you watch Saw backwards, it's an inspiring story about a man donating limbs to the physically disabled.

And that's all I have...

so anyway, Last night I tried to go out for an italian meal, but there was a large fat lady standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta.

Because i need lost another girlfriend :D

You will give me that because i dont even speak english and i know you wont give me that game :_3

Hi!
I think i should get Valve complete pack because I dont have any Valve game.
My parents dont let me buy game because they think it s stupid.I had to cry 4 weeks to buy this accout for small price.
I am Croatian and I love Bosnian.In fact I go often to Bosnia and Herzegovina to buy some stuff(well not me my parents).

Here is the joke :D

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

By the way,do you speak croatian/bosnian(croatian and bosnian are very similiar languages).

I would like to get it because a lot of users here think they are the most unlucky on this site and they really need to find out there are bigger losers or users who has no luck.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ: Y u no give me le gift?