The funniest reason you was kicked/banned from an group/game/forum.

hey marsHm311oW! Sorry for resurrecting this old thread but I'm playing with the esgst script and just found out it can check for people who have blacklisted you. To my surprise you were one of them. Suprised because you are on my blueheartlist and -as I remember correctly- you've won games from me in the past. This is a not a 'please take me off the list' request, but if you can remember your reasons for putting me on there I'm genuinely interested. Thanks!

I was banned from a steam group's forum only once, to this day I have no idea why, I don't even recall posting anything there.
Maybe they were displeased that I never spammed their group to my steam contacts, who knows.

I was once banned from a forum because a friend on said forum complained about the admin (well my friend had all rights to do so)
and I was banned with the reason "The apple never falls far from the tree."

Bad grammar. >.>

I was kicked because i entered giveaways which were labeled " free" and costing 0 in group ratio rules, i had a week to create my first giveaway i made it but been kicked before it even ended (they had canceled all i i have won but I still sent my created giveaway to the winner nevertheless i wasn't formaly in group anymore).

The only time I can remember being kicked from anything was when I joined a Left 4 Dead 2 server. My friend was already on the server, so I joined him. When I entered, I said "Hello," and was promptly kicked. It turned out to be a meeting of the "scrim players" for a practice session, and the Mod didn't recognize me, so... <BOOT!>

Everything was explained and straightened out, later, but they never did remove the ban. My friend left the group shortly after due to their...erm...somewhat less than desirable social behavior.

In my edgy childhood years, I got kicked from a Trackmania server for spamming "..." whenever I won. I got pissed and didn't play TM again for a week :^)

1st time i ever posted on https://groupees.com/ chat was a link to a indie gala giveaway i created (back in the day on old site) and next thing i know "You're banned until End of Time. We're glad you're with us. "

Banned from a Gmod server because i didnt want to tell the Admin where i was born.
Banned from a Mount and Blade: Napoleonic war server because a mod didnt like where i put my barriers.

I became more popular than the server owner.
So they not only banned me, they filed false claims against me using MCBan, and other banning services.

Got kicked from a TF2 server a long time ago, the reason displayed was "f2p noob".

People tried to ban me from a TF2 server for spamming gifts :)

I was eventually banned for my toon's name in the Dungeon Runners MMO. Alas, she didn't make it past level 11.
Too bad I didn't get to see the game's final moments. :P

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In childhood I used to name my characters by my name in some MMORPG's, and had namelock once because my nick Pawlack was too similliar to one particular polish politician xD

*you were

I was playing an MMO RTS game and I randomly typed "Penis" in global. I was kicked and given a 10 days suspension. When I asked why and try to fight it, I got banned.

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I got kicked manually from a TF2 server for calling someone a "sneaky little monkey", because I subverted their chat filter that considered "monkey" to be a racist insult with no exceptions (was talking to a scout who managed to dodge a line of sentries with some intel). Though on that one, when I rejoined and they played the holier-than-thou card and tried to lecture me about being racially insensitive, they didn't ban me and actually chilled out after I underlined how ridiculous they were being. Turns out they had a bunch of random stormfront-style asshats roll through there a few days ago so were pretty twitchy, which I suppose was only fair.

Another time I accidentally let slip two instances of "fuck" on a supposedly 'family friendly' server on TF2 and got warned. I apologised both times, and mentioned the second time that I didn't notice the 'family friendly' part of the server name (which was at the end of a long string of other words, as per the usual spamming manual server naming people do, y'know, like "### JOLLYBOYS MIGHTY 24/7 2FORT, NO CUSTOM FAST RESPAWN DONATOR REWARDS... etc etc etc"). I elaborated a bit more, saying that my mental filter had trouble keeping locked down, finding it odd given the game is overtly (if comically) violent, and involves things like throwing jars of urine, setting people on fire, stabbing them in back with a knife, and has a character with voice emotes for "piss" and "wanker" (which I said skirting the actual words themselves). Which didn't really in my mind sync up too well with 'family friendly'. I was then muted by a mod who made a big vemous verbal circus of "Nobody is above the rules, don't you dare question our choices or argue with the moderators just because you can't be bothered to read, we're not here to cater to you so if you can't be responsible then you don't deserve voice privileges" (paraphrased, but equally obnoxious). I didn't take kindly to the attitude, so instead opted to passive-aggressively challenge them on the point they didn't bother to address by renaming myself to "The Humble Pisswanker" or something to that effect, and made a point of repeatedly using the unmutable (if quiet) character voicebind for "Aagh, piss!" while having the Jarate in my loadout. They didn't respond to that, but I got banned after another two map rotations. Sure that wasn't very mature of me either, but when someone makes zero effort to be civil and they end up pushing someone's buttons because they have no remote sense of chill, what can they expect? \:3/

This was polish server of warofdragons.
Their server was a bug with connection to the client.
Because I was played mostly in work (cliking from time to time to gather resources), behind company internet firewall, when I was attacked by enemy players they can't kill me.

Admin first told me, that I cheated and I will be banned. When I explained them, that this is their problem with connection between game client and game server and explained where it is located, he cancel his decision about a ban but he forbade me to come into locations where I can be attacked by enemy players XD.

They're repaired this problem few months later but because enemies can attack me almost everywhere I stopped to play this game.

I once saw the admin close the whole forum (~2k users) because some of the most active members didn't agree with his political and religious views that he voiced quite frequently. And he wasn't even the founder.

I was banned from a German Minecraft server for "hakenkreuz hitler" (swastika hitler) and I have no idea why xD

I was temporarily banned from the chat of a Twitch stream for asking "Who's Papa John?" when the name was being mentioned. Apparently, he sells pizza in countries that I don't live in, with the closest outlet being approximately 4,000 km from my home. I'm not sure why asking about him was offensive.

In BF4 I was banned for "modded weapon" and "suspicious stats", but I was using just the hardest hitting Enfield that was tough to control.
Some admins can't handle the headshots :D

On one forum, I had a signature with some religious symbols and a text "Fairy tales are for children." A mod wrote me that he could take it personally and ban me for it. I wrote him that I would believe it on a fascist server like that and I got ban for several years.