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I know

I know that feeling, bro.

Here I sit with "God"
Horror penetrates my mind
She is bored once more

I hate when I lie... Three days lat-er I have to go to work... and this fucking sell-ing has not be-gun... fffuuuuu

Was Writing Haiku
Realise I don't want the game
Finish Haiku still.

Haikus are easy,
But they don't always make sense,
Refrigerator

(not my work, but I like it - threadless site)

I might as well write,

Limericks are better still,

And sometimes dirty

i just came here for

a great give-a-way i hope

i don't know what do

Sweet. I left you a haiku.

I'm far too stupid
To assess the game's locale.
I'll try more later.

Haikus are puzzles are I can't solve puzzles. :( Thanks though.

millhouse is not a meme
but millhouse is not a meme
is a meme

I hate puzzles `
and haikus

Try harder than that
Do not hide your giveaway
But make it plain sight

I dislike Haiku

I always get my count wrong

Can't find your gift, too

Oh snap I just used the hyphenator on the poem I wrote for my latest puzzle, and turned out I do have one extra syllable in one of the lines, eh. Still pretty good for a non-native speaker, I guess. And still, I think that noone indeed gave a flying mosquito about my poem actually adhering to some rules. Maybe I write some haiku for you later on, no promises :)

EDIT: screw it, I fixed my poem to have equal number of syllables, couldn't bear the shame xD It still probably sounds sloppy at times to a native speaker, cause I dropped some articles here and there for syllable count, but meh. Screw articles.

I learnt some haikus
from Total War Shogun 2
They are about death

The trick to haikus
Is to talk like yoda does
Then good they do sound!

I found your code fast
It was quite easy to spot
I hope I do win

I found your code fast
It was quite easy to spot
I hope I do win

Heavy see small man

You cry and cry like baby

Stupid baby spy