Welp, my little brother did it again. My mother caught him downloading porn. Best thing? IT WAS ON HER PHONE. Fcking idiot. You know what he said? He clicked a link on FB and totally by accident downloaded a 3 minute porn video! Best excuse ever.

If you recall, I lost faith in him when he bought Arkham City for $7.50 when the Humble WB Bundle was out for only $6.....

Seriously... What is going on with kids these days....

Post any experiences with your own idiotic sister/brother =_=

EDIT: He's 14, hitting 15, and he's supremely rude to me, and rejects all my advice, and once threw a knife at me once, so you'll forgive me if i don't act as a bigger brother.

MORE EDITS RAWR: Have you ever thrown a cutting knife at your brother tho~ I think i've earned the right to diss him ._. Also, I could've publicly humiliated him via FB, but i'm still not that cruel. Keep pushing me anons!

Seriously how many more edits: Yes peeps i did tell him about the HB! And yes, i lost faith in him because after showing WB bundle to him he still goes and buys batman. For me, that's a huge deal that says a lot about street-smarts. He essentially failed his immensely huge lineage of asian culture (Yes, I'm not afraid to admit it, we asians are hugely cheap. Have you seen us? My cousin literally bargained for rice that was already $1 a kilo. And yes, we got it for $0.80 a kilo. Ten kilo bags.) Where are these edits going.

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What age group would you say is the "current generation"? And besides, although your bro may go to extremes, is rude and idiotic from the way you describe him, you can't generalise everyone around his age/generation and say they're all like that. I'm pretty sure there's a fair amount of idiots in every generation, including yours and mine.

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I don't think this generation is more stupid than the older ones. It's just easier for you to find them you just need to sit at your computer and surf. Before you needed to go out and talk to people to see the same.

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Dude (or dudess?) seriously... If my brother threw a knife at me I would probably break his nose. Like immediately after he threw the knife I would rugby-dash his face into the counter and then punch him several times. Whats with the little fuck not respecting someone's life, or health!? And not even someone's but his own family member? I'm so angry right now! Grrr!

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you ok?

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You better ask if his bro is ok, not him.

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Proof that you're a cunt?

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lol. i don't even talk much to my sister because she's so stupid and act like a spoiled brat. but for the porn i think it's normal at his age.

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Especially if you're the brother.

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You're the idiotic guy here.

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sorry to say that but I smell bad parenting!

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puberty sometimes does it wrong

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"He bought Arkham City for $7.50 when the Humble WB Bundle was out for only $6" Because everybody in the universe know about humble bundle.

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Oh I really thought you were talking about PS4 and Xbox One.

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So did I when I first saw this thread. It slightly disappointed me.

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I know right, who would download porn with perfectly good streaming sites

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But you can fap on the bus while going to school!

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OP is so old he forgot how acted at that age.

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I never threw a knife at other people, I recall a stupid kid in my past who threw a glass bottle off a roof in the hopes of hitting someone.

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My sister is 4 years old and she likes Queen, Guns 'N' Roses and others.. so not all kids are the same, there is still hope..

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It's weird that you only use music to signify hope. Like, you would never throw a knife at someone when you listen to Queen.

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I'd go as far and say you're less likely to

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When I was about 9 or 10 my mum used to always buy this crappy storebought cake with hard icing on the top that often just solidified and fell off. My brother and I were eating some and he left for a minute so I seized the opportunity and went to the mortar and pestle which conveniently contained seeds from the chilis my dad was growing at the time. Lift off the icing, stick in some seeds, place it back on. The best five minute entertainment of my life then ensued. No regrets, my brother always was and over a decade later still is a prick.

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PORN > My Little Pony
Sorry to say but you are the wrong one.

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That would be funnier if I haven't seen as much of it floating around as I have....

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lol

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+1

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*"And once threw a knife at me *once"

is he dead? D:

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Tell him "I don't need your opinions, only your obedience".

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"want" rather than "need"

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All kids are idiots... some of them grow up!

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Kids are dumbasses. I should know, I'm 14!

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Throwing a knife at you? Seriously? Hit the shit out of him lol

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explain how stupid that was by kicking his ass, and then teach him to throw

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Why would you teach someone that nearly murdered you how to be a better marksman? lol

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zombies for one

(bar and woof fer 'nother
and then you gotcher ravenous necroambulatory critters fer the third as the worst a both. I could go on)

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I like your thinking :p

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I'm positive that my little sister will grow to be exactly the same. Sadly,there is nothing I can do: If her parents ignore me even when I point out about the stupid things she does and take her side whenever there is an argument,I'd rather not care about her altogether. OP,I assume you work for your money,so you have no reason to give any of it to him. I grew up perfectly fine without any pocket money,and your brother should learn to treat you with more respect if he wants anything from you.

Also,why is everyone complaining about MLP? Everyone has the right to watch whatever they want so long as no one is harmed in the process. Judging by the number of adult-ish people who watch the show I guess it has some weird concept that they like. You may not like it,but everyone has their preferences. You wouldn't bash someone eating one of those giant colorful lollipops because they are meant for kids,right?

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depends...how'd they get it? was it from a baby?

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Sounds like you're not giving him a very good example.

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So I read the post, and I would just say, why didn't you just skip straight to the knife throwing? It seems like the only "Totally idiotic" thing to do out of the 3.

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Let me guess - you're few years older than your brother and yet you consider yourself to be of the 'old adult generation' who knows everything best. Sure. Get a life. Next.

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