The other day I ask this guy how he’s doing and he has the nerve, THE NERVE, to respond to my perfunctory greeting with a perfunctory, “Can’t complain”. Can’t complain?! That’s a damn dirty lie! You can always complain and complaining is my favorite. My favorite thing to complain about is other people, because I have no control over them, so I ALWAYS have something to complain about. For example, I compulsively gorge myself on bundles, but the bundle guy sometimes puts games in there I don’t want. Read my mind bundle guy! So, after incorporating the nutritious games into my unwieldy backlog matrix, I’m left with an even more unwieldy pile of bundle poop*. Despite how much humanity seem to like bundles, they have only created more problems for man. And speaking of man, oh man am I getting pumped up by all this complaining! I feel like a baby goat head-butting a chicken!! Now, come eat from the bundle poop* trough!

*Bundle poop™ is a trademark of Fyantastic™. Fyantastic™ is a trademark of MikeyMcMikenson.

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What do you like to complain about?

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It’s struck in my teeth!
Can’t find my keys!
Tuesday?!? I thought it was Thursday!!
This medium is actually a small/large!
They didn’t do the dishes/laundry!
Bundles!
She wore THAT again?!
They should of used proper grammer and spelling!
“moist”, “chunk”, “panty”, “ointment”, “snug”, etc.!
“Are you working hard or hardly working?”
He thinks he’s sooo cool!
Society/Oprah!
They left the toilet seat up/down!
Cousin Jimmy’s lazy eye needs to get a job!
Can’t complain!
Other – please specify, in excruciating detail, in the comments below!

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Thanks a lot for all the giveaways! Bump! :)

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bump ♡

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I appreciate your restraint.

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beump

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Let's bump!

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Thanks for the train.

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I love to complain about the weather >3
Too sunny, too much rain, not enough rain, too cold, too hot, too cloudy, not cloudy enough... It's perfect, because no one can change it. And just because I were thrilled by the pretty sunshine yesterday doesn't mean that it's okay for the stupid sun to shine today as well! Gosh, I wanted RAIN! Is that really so hard to understand? :D

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Did you call the weather channel to complain? I would.

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Hmm ö.ö I really should consider doing this! Who gave them the permission to decide wether it sunny or rainy?
and by the way, this reminds me of the, I guess fake, call of a person to a radio station, complaining about deer crossing signs :D

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Did you just ironically screw up your grammar in the option about grammar?

HOW DARE YOU? That is the ONE THING that truly gets on my tits. You've struck a nerve, sir, and you will pay when you least expect it!

Better watch out for those table legs, odds are they'll all suddenly gain an unnatural attraction to your toes.

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My toes are flattered that the table legs should take such an interest in them.

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i have no idea what is heiiich and can complain every day

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heiiich = h

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Then I did wrong anything else :P

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Thanks and bumps!

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Bump!

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Thanks

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Thanks for the giveaways, here's a complaint-free bump :)

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I get that alot.

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Bumperino!

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bum!

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I know what heeych, 2, ellll, KAAY and heeych mean, but when I put it together it does not compute.

Can I complain that it is a morning and I have no idea what is wrong with it? Can I?

But the game is my top top wishlist thingy, I complaint that this is torture!

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Bumpety Bump

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I'm Polish, we complain on everything ;-)
Many thanks, bump!

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Your's sounds like a lovely culture.

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People. I like to complain about people, to myself, all the time. Not specific people, people in general. Just, everything about them. What a bunch of stupid, selfish, short-sighted, narrow-minded, greedy, under-educated bastards. Everything could be so nice, and they deliberately choose for things to be not nice, like the damn dirty apes they are. Building some superior sentient life to replace us is probably the nicest thing we could ever do for the universe as a whole. Hey, I'm not suggesting we torch it all in a nuclear apocalypse or anything awful like that, just, we could die off gradually and painlessly, you know? Nobody needs to get hurt.

Of course, by an amazing coincidence none of this applies to all the lovely folks here at SG, so bump! :-3

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Hey, you're a real humanitarian. That being said, I agree, if a sapient entity or entities were to present itself or themselves such that they were both morally superior and in some way harmed by our presence, then I'm inclined to believe it would be incumbent upon us to "step aside" - whatever that might mean.

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We can always complain, but if there is no way to change things what's the point!? But life is a mystery, have a great sunday MikeyMcMikenson and thank you for the shares:)

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There are lots of reason to complain. For example, if you want to be miserable, then ignoring the good things in life is an excellent way to remain miserable.

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Hey MikeyMcMikenson:) I think there was a misunderstanding - of course there are things to complain about, but as I said, I just do not see the point of doing it if, in some way, I can not contribute to changing the situation.
Have a great week:)

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Was this guy South African by some chance? 'Kannie Kla', is the standard Afrikaans response to the question 'How are you?', and yes, that means "Can't Complain". Which always amuses me, because it's almost like they're sad that they have nothing to complain about.

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He wasn't! But, I also like that to think about people being sad they've got nothing to complain about.

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