What do you like to complain about?
Also I forgot... How come they bundle games I bought years ago, but haven't gotten around to play? How is that fair...
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I'm complaining that this train is level 3 and I can't enter it :)).
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I believe in you! You can do it!!!! Leveling up happens really fast in the beginning!
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people who meddle with others people stuff, it makes me complain about those people and thus it make me one of them, and thus i want to complain about myself becoming like them
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Nothing. I accept everything that's happening more or less and even if I don't - I don't complain.
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Which is why whenever anyone asks me how I am, I reply 'I can complain, but who's going to listen?'
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Your probability might be a bit off - you are actually half right about me. And, I'd bet you that a lot of them DO actually listen. I also never say that either.
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Everything and everybody. No seriously, complaining is my favourite activity.
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Complaining means you still have hope that something will change ;)
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Is choking a chicken illegal anywhere?
come onnnnnnnn, I had to ask ....
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Am I going to be charged later for this service?
Hidden fees?
Late night kidney removal?
I get screwed like that way too often.
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This "fact" has cast doubt upon all other provided facts...
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There was just not enough options in your poll. I reserve the right to withhold my bump until my complaint is addressed to my satisfaction.
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You have the nerve to open up with a Lvl 0 giveaway... and then everything else is LVL 3? And as if that weren't enough for you, you dare to include four games I already had?
No, Mike, there's no chance in hell that you're getting a bump.
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You can do it!!!! Leveling up happens really fast in the beginning!
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The other day I ask this guy how he’s doing and he has the nerve, THE NERVE, to respond to my perfunctory greeting with a perfunctory, “Can’t complain”. Can’t complain?! That’s a damn dirty lie! You can always complain and complaining is my favorite. My favorite thing to complain about is other people, because I have no control over them, so I ALWAYS have something to complain about. For example, I compulsively gorge myself on bundles, but the bundle guy sometimes puts games in there I don’t want. Read my mind bundle guy! So, after incorporating the nutritious games into my unwieldy backlog matrix, I’m left with an even more unwieldy pile of bundle poop*. Despite how much humanity seem to like bundles, they have only created more problems for man. And speaking of man, oh man am I getting pumped up by all this complaining! I feel like a baby goat head-butting a chicken!! Now, come eat from the bundle poop* trough!
*Bundle poop™ is a trademark of Fyantastic™. Fyantastic™ is a trademark of MikeyMcMikenson.
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