The other day I ask this guy how he’s doing and he has the nerve, THE NERVE, to respond to my perfunctory greeting with a perfunctory, “Can’t complain”. Can’t complain?! That’s a damn dirty lie! You can always complain and complaining is my favorite. My favorite thing to complain about is other people, because I have no control over them, so I ALWAYS have something to complain about. For example, I compulsively gorge myself on bundles, but the bundle guy sometimes puts games in there I don’t want. Read my mind bundle guy! So, after incorporating the nutritious games into my unwieldy backlog matrix, I’m left with an even more unwieldy pile of bundle poop*. Despite how much humanity seem to like bundles, they have only created more problems for man. And speaking of man, oh man am I getting pumped up by all this complaining! I feel like a baby goat head-butting a chicken!! Now, come eat from the bundle poop* trough!

*Bundle poop™ is a trademark of Fyantastic™. Fyantastic™ is a trademark of MikeyMcMikenson.

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It’s struck in my teeth!
Can’t find my keys!
Tuesday?!? I thought it was Thursday!!
This medium is actually a small/large!
They didn’t do the dishes/laundry!
Bundles!
She wore THAT again?!
They should of used proper grammer and spelling!
“moist”, “chunk”, “panty”, “ointment”, “snug”, etc.!
“Are you working hard or hardly working?”
He thinks he’s sooo cool!
Society/Oprah!
They left the toilet seat up/down!
Cousin Jimmy’s lazy eye needs to get a job!
Can’t complain!
Other – please specify, in excruciating detail, in the comments below!
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I'll do better next time!

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Cant complain because I simply dont give a damn anymore though actually its more like "Do it or do not. There is no point in complaining."

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Can't complain about this bump!

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dump

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Bump for you.

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thanks a lot for chooooo chooooo!

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Thank you for the nice ride, MikeyMcMikenson! ^^

Complaining is overrated but for those filled with stress, envy, jealousy and the like, it's probably a way of life. :3

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Old habits die hard and don't forget the important role complaining functions in self-esteem maintenance. In fact, I'm going to complain about how it seems like you forgot something for a few hours to make myself feel better about what must be, in comparison, my amazing memory.

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Ok, I complain that the water I'm now drinking isn't cold enough because I forgot to place the bottle in the refrigerator.

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I complain: this train was not crappy enough, you need to work on that!
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I'll do better next time!

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I will complain about this pool
maybe

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T. Hanks for everything!

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oh where to begin,
first, two days before i went out with friends i used an ear spray to unblock my ears but then when i tilted my head to let the gunk out, the gunk would not come out...the ear spray was the thing blocking my ear! oh god the irony, i tried tilting my head until it felt like it was unblocking and then i waited...and waited...and this clearly was not working, the last hope was a bath but that also failed, i even tried jumping on one foot while my head was tilted since i read that on an online forum. it was clear, i would have to wait until i could see a doctor.

now two days later(yesterday) when going out with friends, i was half deaf in one ear and was mishearing words left and...well actually only right, to the point where "champions" became "jam", like how? i can't even...
anyway, while out with friends, they went shopping for clothes and oh brother let me tell you...boys are just as bad as girls when it comes to taking foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever, like how do you take 2 items of clothing into the dressing room and then take 30 minutes, does time work differently in there???
one of my friends even used me as a coat rack to plop his clothes onto, do you need anything else sir?(ok this part wasn't as bad, this was just me being a helpful friend)

now picture this, everyone is done with their shopping and we're meeting another friend, so we meet him and then guess what's about to go down, we go to the EXACT same clothes shops we just went to so he could do his shopping and he takes the EXACT same amount of time as the others did, at this point i am just dead..but wait! the reason i came out in the first place, to catch a legendary in Pokemon go(you have to do it as a group) and guess what happens...they don't even attempt it.................later that day when Novazch got home he passed out from exhaustion.

right, now back to planning this event that was supposed to be done before August but is turning out to be a lot more work than i bargained for.

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What a delightful list of complaints! Did the junk ever fall out of your ear? I was waiting the whole time for your ear junk to fall out of your ear in a thoroughly embarrassing fashion.

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nah, going to the doctors on Wednesday to sort it out

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I'm ear for you!

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Let it all out!

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If someone greets me with "how are you doing" I usually answer with "terrible!" or "as usual"(actually, that's the same answer). So yeah, I can complain! I'm pretty good at it!

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Good job!

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Can't complain about your giveaways, so thanks.

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Occasionally complaints are resolved

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Thank you. That was lovely.

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Thanks!

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