I love the descriptions. At work we adopted a less fortunate family, specifically a young boy and girl. We are all pitching in (between 15 people) to give these little kids a full Christmas tree this year. They gave us (read: Santa) a list and we just go down it and buy the kids what they want. This year Ricky is getting some shirts and two Lego sets from me. Specifically Star Wars sets.

If Santa were real, I think I'd ask him for Hammerwatch.

Thanks for giveaways. If Santa is real then I want Payday 2!:-)

thank you so much

I am handing out games that are on peoples wishlists, that have helped gift games to me this year, as a thank you for their generosity. Thanks for your kindness. :)

As for what game id most want, probably a tie between Starbound & Kingdoms Of Amular: Reckoning (Steam Key)

thx

and actually its GTR not GTA

In the mean time I don't have nice/charitable/lovely things to do for someone, the game I would probably like to get is Torchlight 2.

Thank you

I organized a charity drive at my workplace to collect food donations for the less fortunate this holiday season. So far we've raised $40,000 worth of food o.o;

As for the game I'd want most....probably Ys: Oath in Felghana, Ys Chronicles, or Magic: The Gathering 2014.

I volunteer around this time of year to help make meals for the less fortunate

Thanks a lot buddy. And I dont understand "if Santa were real..." No! Santa is real! And I'll get a Starbound in Xmas!

Happy Holidays!

I'm going to make some Festivus giveaways.

thx

This needs a bump from off the third page.

Thanks!

Just got this from a friend of a friend at Reuters...

BREAKING NEWS!

Archaelogists in Iraq have discovered a subterranean cave featuring scrolls and documents detailing the life of Jesus as never before seen! The documents have been carbon-dated and shown to be contemporary with Christ, with one of them, written in first person, believed to be Christ's autobiography - subtitled '...Of Course I can do that, I'm the Son of God, Bitch!'.

One of the most revealing documents was an account of Christ's birth, the nativity, with previously missing details! We are pleased to bring you the translation of this EXCLUSIVELY!

And lo, an angel descended unto Mary and said "You know that Roman soldier who knocked you up, yeah? Well hows about you say it's God's and you'll do the big guy a favour not having to bang you and he'll do you the favour of not making you look like a single mum - which in this day and age can get you stoned to death?" and so it was that the birth of Jesus was foretold and would be, due to a massive lie, be considered an immaculate conception.

Joseph, who quite fancied Mary, was a little ticked off with it. But when Mary told him an angel had said it'd be alright, he calmed a bit and was like "Ante up, bitch, we're going on a donkey ride." And they did, and they went quite far but Mary was all knocked up and broke her waters all over the poor donkey and that's how they got the crosses on their back...to soak up wombjuice in the event of carrying a pregnant liar. Joseph was a bit concerned and tried to book them into the Holiday Inn, but apparently it was full. So was the Ibis, the Hilton and even the Youth Hostel. So he found some farm or other and was all like "Yo, goober? Can I let my missus drop a sprog in your hay!?" and he was cool with it because this was in the days before they had television and he needed something amusing to watch, and being a notoriously misogynist society he could have a good laugh at Mary suffering through childbirth.

It was around this time the Archangel Gabriel descended to some shepherds for literally no reason and was all like "Dude, Son of God being born in a fucking shed around the corner!"

The shepherds didn't know what he was on about, and stared confused. He thought it was wonder at his heavenly glory but, no, it was just confusion.

"He'll be the saviour of all mankind? He'll die for you sins!" Gabriel said.

"Why?" Replied a wise shepherd.

"Well, because God so loves the world that he will send his only begotten son to die for the sins of all humanity."

"Yeah but, God is omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent. That means he's in everything, and so could stop mankind being terrible, knows everything, so knew man would be evil from the start and has the power to do anything and so could absolve us of our sins without making anyone suffer..." The wise shepherd replied.

"Yeah...but...Erm...PISS OFF!" Said Gabriel and continued to believe nonsense. "Just go visit him, follow that star and pop your heads in and wish him well or something. He's not just going to die, he going to cure lepers with magic and raise the dead as is impossible and turn water into wine and feed loads of people with just a few loaves and some fishes and all sorts of weird shit that will seem really, REALLY unbelievable later on! You won't want to miss it!"

"Will do, Gabe."

And the angel, whose surname was Newell, went off to come up with some good ideas for the future.

While all this was going on, some weirdos from the East were wandering across the desert because they read some bollocks in a book written by wankers for pricks. It said some King would be born or something and they were planning on bringing him some expensive shit. They brought gold, because everyone loves shiny, a copy of Franken-Sense, the self-help book written by an abomination-turned-good and some Myrrh, which might bite him. Why they did this, nobody knows, people who believe in ludicrous prophecies and crazy bullshit do stupid things. Look at Scientology.

And so, Mary squeezed out a sprog in a shed, surrounded by the fat cows, disgusting pigs, brainless sheep and child-obsessed weirdos that would go on to run the sprog's church.

So, this is Christmas...
And what have you done?
Another game over,
a new one just begun.
So this is Christmas,
would this be as fun
if, just imagine,
this game had no guns!

A very merry Christmas,
and a new year of no stress.
With more original ideas,
than just FPS.

So this is Christmas,
For weak and for strong.
Imagine a magikarp
getting love in Pokémon.
So this is Christmas,
for black and for white.
For all teams on Black Ops,
to rest for the night.

A very merry Christmas,
a new year of no fights,
Say no to punches and kicks,
and bad iron-sights.

WAR IS OVER,
IF YOU WANT IT!