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Some tutelage from Uncle Sensei:

-Rapidly pressing the buttons makes the game load faster.
-Gaben likes to sell you some microtransactions. If something displeases you, but the masses keep spending money on it, don't expect that thing to get any better.
-Forum Protip: If you get banned because of a post, and then a new account appears backing up that post, everyone knows its you.
-If you kiss someone's ass long enough, something might fall out.