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:EDIT: It's over! Not 9000.

  • To celebrate me surviving another year on this world and being older than I was when I already felt old...
  • To give back to the community where I have been really active and...
  • To give you all the chance for a few games...
  • But no seriously, let's celebrate my cake day early and let me give you the gifts...wait is this how it's supposed to work...isn't it the other way around...why don't I get the same treatment...?

I'll be making a few giveaways - and since I'm not a nice guy, all of them will be level 5+, thus making it impossible for a lot of you to join. I know... I'm awesome.

Also I really dislike the term "train" used here... I try not to have strong feelings about it but it kinda really bothers me every time I see it. My opinion doesn't matter Train is stupid, I don't want to go on a train, it smells, they're broken, slow and full of people which of course absolutely makes it out of my comfort zone to ride one.

So yeah, you're probably like "oh quit your nagging and give me the games!!exclamation mark!01111001 01100001 01110111 01101110!!" so I'll stop my rant now. Here you go then - my "no-train multiple giveaway of games that have been bundled and everyone already has anyways giveaway".

All of them will begin at 00:01 (my time or SG time or whatever time) on Sunday and end at 00:01 on Monday, and I'll try to deliver the keys out in the next three days after that (if I don't get run over by a tractor (no I don't live on a farm or near one - but stranger things have happened)).

  • Also adding a poll just because it seems everyone is doing it and you all seem to like it.
  • Changed my mind because I don't care what you want and don't want.
  • And Since I don't care what you want but I also don't care about not caring I have chosen to make the poll anyway.

You know what...just forget it.

P.S.
Oh and if by any slight chance a key might not work, I'll replace it with something else. Had these games for so long that cobwebs, dust, moss and mushrooms have started gathering on the excel file so it might happen.
:EDIT:
The first comment already pointed out that I am too nice to actually inform any of you about non-working keys that might happen since the world is vast, the population is humongous and people actually do make mistakes (yeah I know, totally absurd) when copying hundreds of keys from one place to another, sometimes even on multiple occasions due to some unforeseen OCD-like occurrences. These kind of things have only happened on 3 occasions where I actually made the mistake but ASAP got the keys to the winners. So I was trying to point out a minimal, almost non-existent chance of any of these actually being wrong, but yeah people will have problems with even free things given away for free that are completely free (aside for some constantly generating points you spend). So thank you for pointing out my mistake in being too polite, I appreciate it and I hope the explanation is not satisfactory.

I wish you all not to win anything the best of luck in getting the games you want! Enjoy.

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Just an FYI, you can't just replace a non working key with another game.

8 years ago
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I am aware of that but thanks for pointing it out.

8 years ago
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Not a train is the best kind of train. But seriously, I agree. A simple list is better than a train. Probably an unpopular opinion here but oh well. I couldn't enter a damn thing since I'm a lowly level 3 but it was really only Savant anyways. I like the cut of your jib, you jive turkey.

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Now I kinda feel bad... I mean I don't because I don't really care... But I might make the next no-train lower level since that could aggravate a lot of people and that's what I'm after at the end of the day! :)

8 years ago
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Please, I already like your style. You don't need to sell me anymore on it. Enjoy this picture I have up on in my many tabs currently

http://img.memecdn.com/nigga-you-dont-understand_o_908710.jpg

8 years ago
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And here I was thinking I had to give out cookies or something to be liked!! No thanks Thanks for the pic :).

8 years ago
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bump by description, i laughed a lot :)

8 years ago
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I appreciate the bump!

8 years ago
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After reading all the strike-outs I just wanted to give you one of these lol

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8 years ago
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Well that's suffocating really nice of you! Thank you :)

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and since I'm not a nice guy, all of them will be level 5+
I liked you from that sentance xD

8 years ago
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Hmm, had the opposite effect, I'll have to rethink my strategy!

8 years ago
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Thanks. Please don't get run over by a tractor!

8 years ago
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Already installed a tractor proximity detector, so i should be safe :).

8 years ago
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I sure hope that was the tractor proximity detector instead of the underground dog fence.. they look an awful lot alike afterall ;)

Thnx & Bump!

8 years ago
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Wow, thank you so much for all these giveaways and Bumpity Bump Bump! <3

8 years ago
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You're not welcome! Thanks for the bump on the head :).

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<3

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