How do you say it in your native language?

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Spanish
Good morning - Buenos días
Good evening - Buenas tardes
Bon Appetite - Provecho / Buen provecho
How are you? - ¿Cómo estás?
What's the time? - ¿Qué hora es?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - ¿Por qué el presidente checo Vclav Klaus robó la pluma?

English(UK) and NZ English
Good morning - Morning
Good evening - Evening
Bon Appetite - Bon Appétit/Enjoy your meal/Grub's up , Kai's up[NZ]
How are you? - How are you (Alright?/How's it going?[UK] Howsit?[NZ] How do you do?[Archaic UK]
What's the time? - What time is it?[UK] Got the time bro?[NZ]
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Why did Czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen?

Danish - Denmark
Good morning - God morgen
Good evening - God aften
Bon Appetite - Velbekommen
How are you? - Hvordan har du det?
What's the time? - Hvad er klokken?

I sev there is no Icelandic yet... Mine isn't very well written cause I never learned it

Good morning - góðan morgun

Good evening - goða kvöldið

Bon apetite - gerðu svo vel

How are you - hvernig hefurðu það?

What time is it - hvað er klukkan

Why did czech president Vadav Klaus steal the pen? - afhverju stal tjekkiski forsetinn Vadav Klaus pennan?

Correct me if I'm wrong :-)

Hebrew - You read it from right to left.
Good morning - בוקר טוב - Boker Tov
Good evening - ערב טוב - Erev Tov
Bon Appetite - בתאבון - Beteavon
How are you? - מה שלומך? Ma Shlomkah?
What's the time? - מה השעה? Ma Hasaha?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - למה הנשיא הצ'כי ווקלאב קלאוס גנב את העט?

New Mexico, USA
Good morning - Morning.
Good evening - Good night.
Bon Appetite - Enjoy.
How are you? - How are you?
What's the time? - What time is it?

I don't know what to do with the last one. I suppose I'll just leave it alone.

Swahili

Good morning - Habari ya asubuhi

Good evening - Habari ya jioni

Bon Appetite - Bon hamu

How are you? - Habari gani?

What's the time? - Nini muda?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Kwa nini kicheki rais Vaclav Klaus kuiba kalamu?

Arabic - عربي
Good morning - صباح الخير
Good evening - مساء الخير
Bon Appetite - بالهناء والشفاء
How are you? - كيف حالك؟
Whats's the time? - كم الساعة الأن؟
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - لماذا قام الرئيس التشيكي بسرقة القلم؟

Spanish

Good morning - Buenos días
Good evening -Buenas noches
Bon Appetite - ¡Buen provecho!
How are you? - Como estás?
What's the time? - Que hora es?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Por qué el presidente checo Vaclav Klaus se robo este bolígrafo?

Arabic - عربي
Good morning - صباح الخير
Good evening - مساء الخير
Bon Appetite - بالهناء والشفاء
How are you? - كيف حالك؟
Whats's the time? - كم الساعة الأن؟
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - لماذا قام الرئيس التشيكي بسرقة القلم؟

Some of these people can't even communicate correctly in their own languages.
SMH

Good morning-Goeie môre.
Good evening-goeie naand.
Bon Appetite-Smaaklike ete.
How are you-Hoe gaan dit?.
What's the time-Wat is die tyd.
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen-Hoekom het Tsjeggiese president Vaclav Klaus die pen gesteel?.

Polish
Good morning - Dzień dobry
Good evening - Dobry wieczór
Bon Appetite - Smacznego
How are you? - Jak się masz?
What's the time? - Która godzina?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Dlaczego czeski prezydent Vaclav Klaus ukradł długopis?

• Estonian
• Good morning - Tere Hommikust
• Good evening - Tere Õhtust
• Bon Appetite - Head isu
• How are you? - Kuidas sul läheb ?
• What's the time? - Mis kell on ?
• Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Miks varastas kreeka president Vaclav Klaus pastaka ?

Japanese (日本語)
Good morning - 今日は konnichiwa
Good evening - 今晩は konbanwa
Bon Appetite - いただきます itadakimasu
How are you? - お元気ですか。o genki desu ka?
What's the time? - 今何時ですか。 ima nan ji desu ka?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - どうしてチェコ共和国大統領ヴァーツラフ・クラウスはボールペンを盗みましたか。 doushite cheko kyouwakoku daitouryou vaashirafu kurausu ha booru pen o** nusumimashita ka?

*は-ha should be read as わ-wa here
**を-wo's　pronounciation is "o"

Good morning - Labas rytas
Good evening - Labas vakaras
Bon Appetite - Gero apetito
How are you? - Kaip sekasi?
What's the time? - Kiek valandų?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Kodėl Čekijos prezidentas Vaclavas Klausas pavogė tušinį?

It's Lithuanian

Australia

Good Morning - G'Day

Good evening - G'Day

Bon Appetite - Tuck in

How are you? - Howsit goin?

What's the time? - Got the time?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Why did that cheeky bugga steal the pen?

Stereotypic Irish English
Good morning - Top 'o the mornin' to ya!
Good evening - Have a good one!
Bon Appetite - Eat your potatoes before they get cold!
How are you? - How's she cuttin'?
What's the time? - 'Ere, what time is it?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Why the feck did the czech president steal the bleedin' pen?

see mine & get shocked !
good morning = صباح الخير
Good Evening = مساء الخير
Bon Appetite =شهية طيبة
How Are you = كيف حالك
What's the time = كم الساعة

Icelandic
Good morning - Góðan dag
Good evening - Gott kvöld
Bon Appetite - Verði þér að góðu
How are you? - Hvernig hefurðu það?
What's the time? - Hvað er klukkan?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Hvers vegna stal Vaclav Klaus Tékklandsforseti pennanum?

Serbian

Good morning - Добро јутро
Good evening - Добро вече
Bon Appetite - Пријатно
How are you? - Како си?
What's the time? - Колико је сати?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Зашто је чешки председник Вацлав Клаус украо хемијску оловку?

Portuguese:

Good morning - Bom dia
Good evening - Boa noite
Bon Appetite - Bom apetite
How are you? - Como estás?
What's the time? - Que horas são?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Porque é que o presidente Vaclav Klaus roubou a caneta?

Catalan:

Good morning - Bon dia
Good evening - Bona tarda
Bon Appetite - Bon profit
How are you? - Com estàs?
What's the time? - Quina hora és?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Perquè el president check Vaclav Klaus va robar el llàpis?

I speak multiple languages so....

Hindi:

सुबह अच्छा - Good morning

नमस्कार - Good evening

अच्छी भूख - Bon Appetite

आप कैसे हैं - How are you

समय क्या है - What's the time

क्यों चेक राष्ट्रपति वाक्लाव क्लाउस कलम चोरी किया था - Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen?

Gujarati:

સવારે સારી - Good morning

સાંજે મળતા યા જુદા પડતા વાપરવામાં આવતા અભિવાદનના શબ્દો - Good evening

સારી ભૂખ - Bon appetite

તમે કેવી રીતે છે - How are you

સમય શું છે - What's the time

શા czech પ્રમુખ Vaclav ક્લાઉસ પેન ચોરી હતી - Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen