How do you say it in your native language?

Scottish.

Good morning - Awrite

Good evening - Awrite

Bon Appetite - is that awrite

How are you? - Awrite?

What's the time? - wits the time

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - whit did that czech cunt steal that pen fur? wanker!

English.

Good morning - Good morning, fine chap.

Good evening - Good day, then.

Bon Appetite - Dig in, lads!

How are you? - How are you, mate? Fag?

What's the time? - I say, I appear to have lost my watch. Would you be a fine chap and tell me the time?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Now, why did that lad steal such a fine artifact of such magnitude?

Or, at least, how I imagine how English people are in my head. The truth is, sadly, far from the stereotypical depictions of English people.

Well, I can also do Canadian.

Quechua (Inca Empire's language, here in Peru it's still alive)
Goodbye - Tupananchiskama
Hello/Hey - Napaykullayki

Spanish from Spain

Good morning - Buenos días

Good evening - Buenas tardes

Bon Appetite - Que aproveche

How are you? - ¿Cómo estás?

What's the time? - ¿Qué hora es?

Good Morning - Buenos Días

Good Evening - Buenas Noches

Bon Appetite - Provecho

How are You? - ¿Cómo estás?

What's the time? - ¿Que hora es?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - ¿Porque el presidente Checo Vaclav Klaus robó la pluma?

Serbian

Good morning - Dobro Jutro

Good evening - Dobro Vece

Bon Appetite - Prijatno

How are you? - Kako ste ?

What's the time? - Koliko je sati ?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Zasto je ceski presednik Vaclav Klaus ukrao pero ?

Good morning - Aye
Good evening - Aye
Bon Appetite - Aye
How are you? - Aye
What's the time? - Aye
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Rushes off to steal the pen from him

Polish
Good morning - Dzień dobry
Good evening - Dobry wieczór
Bon Appetite - Smacznego
How are you? - Jak się masz?
What's the time? - Która godzina?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Dlaczego czeski prezydent Vaclav Klaus ukradł długopis?

Belarus - Беларусь

Good morning - Добрай раніцы
Good evening - Добры вечар
Bon Appetit - Прыемнага апетыту
How are you? - Як справы?
What's the time? - Колькі зараз часу?

Basque

Good morning: Egun on

Good evening: Arratsaldeon

Bon Appetite: On egin

How are you: Zer moduz?

What's the time?: Zer ordu da?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen?: Zergatik Vaclav Klaus txekiako presidenteak bolia lapurtu zuen?

Español
Good morning - Buen día
Good evening - Buenas tardes
Bon Appetite - Buen provecho
How are you? - ¿Como estás?
What's the time? - ¿Qué hora es?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - ¿Por qué se robo el bolígrafo el presiente checho Vaclac Klaus?

Good morning - Buon Giorno
Good evening - Buona Sera
Bon Appetite - Buon Appetito
How are you? - Come stai?
What's the time? - Che ore sono?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Perche`il presidente ceco Vaclav Klaus ha rubato la penna?

ITALIAN!

Afrikaans :

Goeie môre

Goeie naand

Geniet die maaltyd / lekker eet

Hoe gaan dit met jou / Hoe gaan dit?

Wat is die tyd

Hoekom het die Tsjeggiese president Vaclav Klaus die pen gesteel?

Spanish - Spain:

Good morning - Buenos días.

Good evening - Buenas tardes.

Bon Appetite - Que aproveche.

How are you? - ¿Cómo estás?

What's the time? - ¿Qué hora es?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - ¿Por qué el presidente checo Vaclav Kalus robó el boli?

Would love to say it in Hindi, considering I'm half Indian... but I am also lazy as **** to learn new languages. lol

New Jersey English

Good Morning - Mornin', bye
Good Evening - Evenin', bye
Bon Appetite - Eat
How are you? - How've ya been?
What's the time? - What time is'it?
Why did czech president Vaclac Klaus steal the pen? - Why'd that president steal that pen?

Canadian English.

Good Morning - Good Maple Syrup, eh.

Good Evening - Good Poutine, eh.

Bon Appetite - Good Maple-Syrup covered Poutine, eh.

How are you? - What aboot you?

What's the time? - We're about 30 minutes from our destination, eh.

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Why did Czech president Vaclav "Santa" Klaus steal the pen?

Poorly made jokes aside, Canadians actually just say it almost identical to "generic" Americans. Like, Good Morning = Good Morning. Not a lot of slang in these terms.

Good Morning: --. --- --- -.. / -- --- .-. -. .. -. --.

Good Evening: --. --- --- -.. / . ...- . -. .. -. --.

Bon appetite: -... --- -. / .- .--. .--. . - .. - .

How are you?: .... --- .-- / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- ..--..

What's the time?: .-- .... .- - / .. ... / - .... . / - .. -- . ..--..

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen?: .-- .... -.-- / -.. .. -.. / -.-. --.. . -.-. .... / .--. .-. . ... .. -.. . -. - / ...- .- -.-. .-.. .- ...- / -.- .-.. .- ..- ... / ... - . .- .-.. / - .... . / .--. . -. ..--..

Polish:
Good morning - Dzień dobry
Good evening - Dobry wieczór
Bon Appetite - Smacznego
How are you? - Jak się masz?
What's the time? - Która godzina?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Dlaczego czeski prezydent Vaclav Klaus ukradł długopis?

Polish | Poland
Good morning - Dzień dobry
Good evening - Dobry wieczór
Bon Appetite - Smacznego
How are you? - Jak się masz?
What's the time? - Która jest godzina?

German / alemán / Deutsch

Good morning - Guten Morgen

Good evening - Guten Abend

Bon Appetite - Guten Appetit

How are you? - Wie geht es dir?

What's the time? - Wie spät ist es?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Warum hat der tschechische Präsident Vaclav Klaus den Stift geklaut?

Dog

Good morning - Bark bark bark bark bark BARK bark Bark BArk baRK

Good evening - Bark BARK BaRk bARk Bark baRK barK bArk bark bark

Bon Appetite - yip yip yip nom nom nom nomnomnom

How are you? - Bark BARK bark BaRK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

What's the time? - Bark?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Bark Bark BARK Vaclav Klaus bark bark?

French
Good Morning- Bonjour/Bon Matin
Good Evening- Bonne Apres Midi
Bon Appetite= Bonne Appétit
How Are You?- Commeent allez vous?/Comment va tu?
What's The Time?- Quel heure est il?/C'est quoi l'heure
Why did czech predisident vaclav steal the pen?/ Pourquoi est ce que le prisidant vaclav a voler le stylo?

Macedonian:

• Good morning - Добро Утро
• Good evening - Добра вечер
• Bon Appetite - На здравје
• How are you? - Како си/сте?
• What's the time? - Колку е часот?
• Why did the czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Зошто чешкиот претседател Ваклав Клаус го украде пенкалото?

Good morning - Bom dia
Good evening - Boa tarde
Bon Appetite - Bom apetite
How are you? - Como você
What's the time? - Que horas são?

That's it here in Brazil :)