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A shrimp's heart is in its head and strawberries are nuts :P

Goofy made his debut in 1932. Pinto Colvig voiced Goofy originally. His full name is G.G. "Goofy" Goof. How are those Goofy facts?

"Ostrich's eye is larger than its brain."
I know similar people like this ; )

During a Thanksgiving Day family picnic in 1937, Fred Morrison and his future wife Lu Nay tossed the lid of a popcorn tin back and forth for fun. The tin dented easily so they moved on to cake pans. Soon Morrison was selling "Flying Cake Pans" for 25 cents each on the beaches of Santa Monica, Calif. Later they changed the name of the Flyin-Saucer to take advantage of the UFO craze in the 1950s. Somewhere on the internet it says he was cremated and put into Frisbee but I'm not sure I believe it.

Cows have best friends. Research has shown that cows actually form close friendships and can become stressed when they are separated from their BFFs. They have been observed displaying excitement when reunited with their preferred pals, and some farmers even use this knowledge to keep their cows happier by ensuring they are not isolated from their buddies.

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7-8-9

Oh! I have a really hilarious fact about dementia and Alzheimers. I...um, just need to remember what it was...

A malaphor is term that describes a blend of two idioms or a blend of a malapropism and a metaphor. The former would be something like "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." The latter however, as an example, my mother would always say "Never look a gift horse in the ass" and we'd try to correct her, but she would argue because she wasn't technically wrong.

scotlands national animal is the unicorn!

Red squirrels were once thought to be in league with hell:
Christian observers once equated the glowing colour of the squirrel’s fur with the fires of hell, for example, seeing its lightning-fast turn of speed and destructive, tricky ways as further confirmation that this was indeed a creature of Satan.

Fruit flies like a bananna. Time flies like an arrow. ;)

"Separate" is written all together, and "all together" is written separately.
In Spanish is the same. :V
"Separado" se escribe todo junto, y "todo junto" se escribe separado.

When ready to mate, a male Gentoo penguin will scour the entire rocky shoreline in search of the most beautiful, smooth, and shiny rock to present as a gift to a female. They also might steal it from someone else's nest. The female decides her mate based on the best rock!

Fun Fact: Uranus was first named George

Your brain is constantly eating itself. This process is called phagocytosis, where cells envelop and consume smaller cells or molecules to remove them from the system. Though phagocytosis isn't harmful, it actually helps preserve your grey matter.

Between 1233 and 1234 Pope Gregory IX as leader of the Catholic Church decreed that cats were agents of Satan, and should be destroyed. This led to a mass killing of cats, which in turn probably led to an outbreak in plague, since there weren't as many cats around to kill rats.

Pee is stored in the balls

I always found the whole thing about the US trying to use psychics and mind readers during the Cold War against Soviets super goofy.

Teacher: Christopher please show America on the map.
Christopher: Here it is.
Teacher: Good. Then kid, who discovered America?
Class: Christopher did, teacher!

Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people

Nearly all mammals empty their bladders in about 21 seconds

A collective of flamingos is a "flamboyance." :D