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They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

"Ma, ma" is one of the first sound combinations that occur with little children, because it’s made by bringing the lips together – one of the initial motor skills that children learn. Children use those syllables especially intensely when they need or want something ("calling their mother"). So it is not surprising that in many languages there is the same word for "mum", only written a little bit differently - "maman" in French, "mamma" in Italian and Swedish, "mamá" in Spanish, "Mama" in German, "mama" or "мама" in Slavic languages). Georgians also have the word "mama" ("მამა"), but it means... dad. "Mum" in Georgian is "deda" ("დედა").

A linguistic bonus: check how do you say "12 months" in Estonian.

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look-alike contest

The original coke was sold in pharmacies and were good against headaches. And in fact it's precursor was an alcoholic solution!

An internet provider in Switzerland once offered couples free wifi for 18 years if they named their children after the company.
I have another one, A 2011 U.S. Postage Stamp was mistakenly printed with an image of the replica Statue of Liberty in Las Vegas, and the error wasn't noticed until 10.5 BILLION STAMPS were produced!

much like a group of crows is called a murder, a group of clowns is called a manifesto.

Why did the computer take up gardening?
Because it wanted to improve its root access!

Maybe its been said, but Marge Simpson was initially suppose to have bunny ears under her hair

It’s impossible to burp in space.

1. 10% of Americans believe that HTML is an sexually transmitted disease.
2. The land speed record is from 1997 with 760.343 mph (1227.986 km/h). That machine had around 102,000 brake horsepower and was the only vehicle to break the sound barrier till now.
3. Death penalty is a government secret in china. no names, no dates, no numbers. Which kind of works, since it isn't even listed in international charts.
4. Also 80% of Chinese water is undrinkable even if cooked. yeah im all about China :D

Not a goofy fact, but a fact about Goofy:
Goofy has a son named Max Goof

There are still people paying for AOL's dial-up and you can order CDs to install it.

The unmistakable sound on Star Trek of doors opening and closing is a flushing toilet!

Husbands hate shopping in every language, apparently

— “Boss, can I leave work two hours early today? My wife wants me to go shopping with her.”

— “That’s out of the question.”

— “Thanks, boss! I knew you wouldn’t let me down. 😁

Edit: A crazy fact from the animal world is that dragonflies play dead to avoid sexual harassment 😉

Did you ever ask yourself if avocados are fruits or veggies?
I guessed they are fruits and thats correct... but more specifically they're berries! :P

Why are tomatoes fruits and not vegetables? Add me hehe

Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic: two Pomeranians and a Pekingese.

Crows like to rip off strips of anti-bird spikes/hostile architecture and use it to help fortify their nests

If it ain't broke, fix it til it is.

You're much more likely to be killed/injured by a vending machine than for a shark to decide you're seal dejeurno. There was also another fact but it's slipped my mind

It's illegal to mispronounce "Arkansas" in the state of Arkansas

Ah, we still doing fun facts? Okay, I added something to the orgin of ketchup but more fun facts are always better.
Did you know that the tongues of giraffes is blue? Thats because of a special protein coating that make the tongue more resiliant so it does not get insured while picking from thorny trees BUT it also act as a natural sunscreen, so they don't get sunburn on their tongue.

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. mind blown

have you ever heard of the Pinocchio Paradox? It's this intriguing logical puzzle tied to our familiar puppet character, Pinocchio. The crux of the paradox is when Pinocchio says, 'My nose will grow now.' If he's telling the truth, his nose shouldn't grow at that moment. However, if he's lying, his nose should grow, making the statement true. It creates this fascinating logical contradiction. That's the Pinocchio Paradox

It's illegal to take a live snail on a train in France without buying it a ticket.