With Windows 10 right around the corner I'm guessing some of you want the free upgrade but are running a pirated version of Windows, I did for many many years. So I am going to be giving away copies of Windows 7 Pro and 1 year subscriptions for Office 365 over the next few days. If you have a legit copy of windows, please give those who don't a chance. I'll start with the usual shitty Llama puzzles, if you guys want to suggest another way to hand them out, let me know.

Office 365: 8iKNowRight?X-MHFWG-WJR92-TFX66-YG7FJ

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Your Fists
Voodoo
Dust Mote
Knife
Dildo
Cell Phone
Cat
Sword
Grenade
Credit Card
5Lb bag of hamburger meat
AOL Diskette
Paper
Llama
M16
Your wits
Scissors
Hand full of TicTacs
Rock

Gwar has an AOL Diskette

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All hail the mighty AOL Diskette. "You've got mail!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPMAoXEJ4Q

Edit: Wow, somehow I remembered my password and I just logged into my AOL account and it still exists from about 13 years ago. And it asked me my security question to get into my account settings. "What is your favorite book", Answer: "None". lol

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When your wits are hampered by slow typing (or slow brain,) how could they be effective against an AOL diskette? I like to explore that possibility. by pitting wits against Gwar.

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You were defeated by gwar!

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So much for wits.

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Aren't Voodoo and an AOL Diskette the same thing?

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Using a Credit Card. Also do we get multiple shots?

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No, you just take all your damage at the end of the month.

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This made my day. Here, have another bump Llama.

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Gwar has an AOL Diskette.

This is taking forever. Let' do another win7 while we are at it.

Best short story under 20 words.

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Warm wind blowing.
Bright sunshine on her cheeks.
Butterflies flying around.
A perfect saturday afternoon.
EARTH EXPLODES!
Everybody dies.

EDIT: realized it was exactly 20 words and you wanted UNDER 20, so fixed :D:

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motor p

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transsexual peanut butter gets run over by a bus while on a first date. Its fatal.

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HahahathisstoryactuallyhasonewordbecauseIdidnotuseanyspacesorcommasorshit

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thesenewthingslikespacespunctuationandcapitalizationareoverratedanyway

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He's fascinated by the sea of beautiful lanterns flying in the night, until he sees what actually makes them shine.

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Nice piece of work :)

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Transsexual dog running on stairs and fall on the clouds on fridge :D

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      To Her
by A.J. Kishel

Against darkening storm he flung himself single-minded, crying in anguish as frozen feet dragged him to hearth and home.

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Went to my ex's wedding with a hot new date. She wasn't happy seeing me with her father.

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The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

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Having spent his fortune building his dream machine, he realized too late he'd overlooked one final piece; an OS.

19 words of horror story goodness

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I'm not trying to win again, just thought it was funny.

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i wake up. bad dream. nothing but weird stuff.
leave for work. .. cant.. yawn... wheres my mouth? blue pill?

:) hope for a copy :D

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The camel wasn't
The llama was
You just couldn't see it
Because of all that fuzz

This just popped into my head after reading the other comments :U

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An AOL Diskette once saved my life. I'd tell you how, but I only got 20 words for this :D

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I wonder if the present internet still fits into a diskette as it did in the 90's.

Thanks for all the GAs.

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I've never played.. how does it end?

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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. American Pie, Michelle Flaherty (Alyson Hannigan)

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Okay, here's my entry:-

Once upon a time, a llama decided to give away copies of Windows 7

The End

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Two llamas on the loose in a retirement community were lassoed into Internet fame after escaping their owner on Thursday.

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Sorry but you will never know :)

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The Hero carried Diskettes on a tray.
The Villain appeared for a fight.
The hero survived the fray.

Original version of the "story" which I like better but its more then 20 words.

Our hero awoke one day,
carrying AOL Diskettes on a tray.
The villain appeared,
then a fight as all feared,
The hero survived the fray.

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I use sword against the aol diskette.
.....
That exchange of blows felled both the hero and immortal demon. All of hero's friends rushed; they smiled afterwards.

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I already have a legit copy of Win 7 Pro, but I wanted to comment, anyway. I applaud your generosity and attempt to help people out. Good on you. )

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"With Windows 10 right around the corner I'm guessing some of you want the free upgrade but are running a pirated version of Windows"

I am running legit version but they are not giving free update to win xp users :P

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Nerka where is your Steam background from?

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Blackguards, it's called Aurelia

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Thanks ^_^

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So no Win7's?

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