7:00 PM - -----: many germans in steam-gifts.com ?

7:00 PM - -----: HOW MUCH U KNOW THAD ?

7:00 PM - -----: ok

7:00 PM - Cult: wot

7:03 PM - -----: your steam-gifts.com cann bring a german steam-gifts.de to germany ?

7:05 PM - -----: XD is this possible i have very good internet skills to make a site like steam-gifts.com

7:05 PM - -----: you are a real admin from this site ?

7:05 PM - -----: or gives a big chef ?

7:06 PM - -----: CHIEF

7:06 PM - -----: XD

7:06 PM - -----: THAT WAS JUST A PROPOSAL

7:07 PM - -----: you play battlefield 3 ?

7:07 PM - -----: OPEN BETA

7:08 PM - -----: SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO

7:25 PM - Cult: wot

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Sounds like a typical day

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SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO

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I don't know why Cult keeps posting my most intimate conversations with him. Once more, I am deeply sorry if I sturgeon, goodbye brother.

13 years ago
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This is awesome!

13 years ago
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I had a shitty Spanish teacher in freshman year whose last name was Sturgeon.

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I can't stop laughing!

13 years ago
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I understood it completely

13 years ago
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Aw, he shouldn't feel like he needs to apologize for being a fish. When will the discrimination end, people? Say no to caviar!

13 years ago
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o.o wtf. What did he say???

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Thad is such a strange person. :\

13 years ago
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Did you add him to friends?

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That would be the smartest thing you could do xD

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hahaha, now these are pretty mad english skills. I guess he meant "SRY IF I BOTHER [you]", because in German 'to bother' and 'sturgeon' are homonyms.

13 years ago
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This actually is the most informative thing I've read all day. Thanks :D

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good to know lol, cause that was funny :)

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...it's true. I never realized it, but it's true.

Sorry if I Stör you :D

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he probably typed "sorry wenn ich stör" in google translate, "stör" being the german word for sturgeon. the correct gramatical form would be "ich störe" (to bother, 1st person sing.), but it's common to omit the e in colloquial speech.
google translate does not take kindly to colloquial speech, though =P

in other news, let me decode "or gives a big chef ?"
"to give" (or rather, "it gives") and "there is" are the same word in german, and "chef" is colloquial for "boss", so his question was "or is there a big boss?" (an admin or a higher-up who could realize his vision)

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Lol, that made my day. If you're ever going to make a German site, then please let him do the translations :D

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if that were the case, there wouldn't really be a problem... he could google translate English to German and correct the mistakes (most of them are obvious)... if we want to have our day made he would need to translate a german site to english :))

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welp

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a little halp wouldn't hurt the guy here or there

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"SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO" is now my new signature on my text messages.

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THIS KEY FOR DEMO, YOU KNOW THAD?

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+1 xD

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Meanwhile in Germany.

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LATER BRO

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SRY IF I STURGEON LATER

lol

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8 minutes of bliss right there.

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WOOOT???

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I'm from germany and now I'm ashamed :(

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ditto. not all of us germaneers have such a terrible engrish.

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Oh, don't be ashamed. I don't think it's the guy, I blame Google translate. Google translate is horrible.

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Better than nothing.

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you are ashamed that someone doesn't speak English? I simply don't get it.

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Some people just have a hard time learning different languages...

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but we are talking about english, not japanese or baltic

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And for native speakers, English is, of course, incredibly easy. Oddly enough, that doesn't make it so perfectly easy to become instantly fluent for non-native speakers.

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I'm not a native speaker, and English IS very easy. Incredibly simplified grammar.

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Well everyone is different. For example it took me 45 years to learn how to use a toilet paper.

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TMI

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I still didn't learn how to use the 3 mussels.

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Shut up I can speak Baltic! :(

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Excuse me? Did I wrong you in any way? I did not say that baltic is bad, I only indicated that it's difficult to learn for non-native speakers, very much unlike English.

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wait wat o.O

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So many fish at SG now. Imma go fishin for some trouts and sturgeon!

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Translation:

7:00 PM - -----: Are there many German users on SteamGifts.com?
7:00 PM - -----: HOW MANY, DO YOU KNOW THAT? ANSWER ME, YOU FOOL.
7:00 PM - -----: OK.
7:00 PM - Cult: Pardon me, good sir, I don't quite understand.
7:03 PM - -----: Are you planning on setting up a German version of SteamGifts for international users?
7:05 PM - -----: I am laughing now. My skills for website making are considerable, and I would like to offer them to you, in case such a thing is planned.
7:05 PM - -----: Are you really the admin of the site?
7:05 PM - -----: Or is there a "big chef"?
7:06 PM - -----: Pardon me, I meant to type "chief".
7:06 PM - -----: Now I am laughing, again.
7:06 PM - -----: That was just an idea. Now, since you aren't responding, I am going to segue into another topic of conversation to make this less awkward.
7:07 PM - -----: Do you play Battlefield 3?
7:07 PM - -----: Well, it's not out yet -- I mean the open beta.
7:08 PM - -----: You still aren't responding. I seem to be interrupting something. Sorry to have bothered you. I don't really know how to say this because my English is rather poor, so I am going to use Google Translate and make a fool out of myself. We shall speak to each other later, my brother. Sturgeon.
7:25 PM - Cult: wot

By the way, this is a classic and hilarious example of literal translation. If someone has to look up words or use Google Translate to string together some barely intelligible English while talking to you, he probably isn't the right man to create a localized "version" of SteamGifts.

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that makes sense now, thanks for the Sturgeoning bro.

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Wenn ich sturgeon mit meinen brueder es tut mir leid, SPAETER!

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THAD

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HOW MUCH U KNOW

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thx

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If someone has to look up words or use Google Translate to string together some barely intelligible English while talking to you, he probably isn't the right man to create a localized "version" of SteamGifts.

my thoughts exactly

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Thanks for that, I wasn't getting the first version at all.

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segue :) Brilliant !!

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I've pretty much just been sitting here laughing my ass of over the sturgeon comment. Yes, I understand the German context, but that somehow makes it funnier. And coupled with the excessive caps...my sides XD

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Sturgeon, brother, sturge on.

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Excuse me while I sturge on, brother.

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Sturgeon, THIS GUY JUST CREATED A NEW WORD !

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How much you know thad?

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lol

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Still, how do I Sturgeon?

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fail meets fail

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im in the picture woot lulz

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I just sent a link to my wife and she said, "Oh, that works interesting!"

I asked her how much she know thad, and she said, "Right... that's nice, dear."

I could tell she was being sarcastic, so I apologized, "SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO."

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