For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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Son do you even read?

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I was hopeful we could have a group Hotdog day and just eat meat. Maybe around campfire? Tell stories about war wounds. Mustard could be involved. Ketchup might be necessary.

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BBQ huh?

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As long as I'm not on sandwich duty...

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You will never be on sandwich duty. That is for initiates. You may feast with us at the adult table. Just bring some drink please.

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Awwwww <3

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Bang Bros Quartet!

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Cmon! you must invite me now! dogface!

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do you find this cute?
that's monday in group.

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I l0v3 mondays because all the people hate them :3

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April Fools!
This group is shit.
Wait...
That isn't joke.

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sounds like an ignorant idea but i want in

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I am late to Purge some xeno ass here?
or i will have to show my superiority by using pasive/agressive keyboard mashing?
If you dont invite me to the group i will find you and i will fucking purge your fat ass from that fucking chair you have there
I AM CLEAR ENOUGH?

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Reading will suffice for most to enter. Unfortunately you have not been clear enough in your abilities to pass even that first test.
I would suggest taking some classes or get some glasses, either way I highly doubt the Commissar will allow you entry.

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Was I clear enough in my entry requirements?

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Well disappointing as usual. Are people not taught to read these days?

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If u wanted to invite me in your stupid group, please stop

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It look like to me a tremendous shit and a barbarous act, a terrible opportunity to enter to an antisocial group that I am not ready to reject

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We may be antisocial, but at least most of us can read.

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Some people just need to go back to school ...

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That movie is funny. I think I may have to watch it again after this Hot Tub Time Machine is over with.

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I will murder your pets! Now I am in your group...That's code for invite me, fool.

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That's more sausages added. Now to get some pepper.

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Let me in your stupid group you bastard of a bastard's bastard.

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i want it

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I want people to be able to read but it's not happening.

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It's this thread! It impairs your reading abilities! in fact, I'm pretty good at reading, but, each time I open it, I read "Since I am an Angry Belligerent Girl ..."

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Let's me join your pussy group or i will set my neighbor's house on fire. Yu do dis!

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I'd like to join to your shitty group, you stupid heretic.

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Added next batch. There was someone I was about to add but they deleted their post so I can't access their Steamprofile. Pity, they were worthy.

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Fucking hell, this group looks like shit

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i'm kicked fucking bastards? so i should wait one week for come back motherfucker assholes? so i wait and after when i come back i fuck all you

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Those are glorious

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Think we're starting to BLAM faster than we recruit. Progress?

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Are there any more rules than in your post, fag?

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Those are the rules.

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who wants to be the bitch who will invite me to this FUCKING group?

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Next batch added with coconuts.

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N00bs are n00bs. No sandwiches for anyone

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Hmm. I hope this crappy group is worth joining. Invite me already!

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you get a + for the reference
and a - for not formatting

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And another - for trying to hide your misdoings...
Now let me check, but if I'm not wrong...

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Finally someone who says it like it is. Thanks! :)

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, bitch.

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What is this shitty group made of? Assholes? Well, invite me then!

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