For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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You worthless piece of shit invite me or ill stick shotgun up your face and shoot your brains out in front of your own mother

9 years ago
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Where the F*** is my invite... You dare keep me waiting....

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9 years ago
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What do I have to do to get an invite?

9 years ago
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Touch Yeliena's banana.

9 years ago
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Who is yeliena and why does she have a banana?

9 years ago
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RUN.

9 years ago
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Where ?

9 years ago
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To the hills!

9 years ago
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My invite better be there on the top.

9 years ago
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Attached to a stone that you must push that will roll all the way back down to the bottom.

9 years ago
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Bitch am no Sisyphus. Give me the invite or die.

9 years ago
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Run for your liiiiiiiife!

9 years ago
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missing an obvious meme... pff scrub

9 years ago
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Well how about you pull your head out of your ass for two seconds and invite me then?

9 years ago
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Goddamn not right, i shouldn't be kicked! Shitstorm! Now invite me again!

9 years ago
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Hey Fuckface let me in you motherfucker.

9 years ago
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Certainly when you learn to read.

9 years ago
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It would be my great and eternal shame to be counted as one of the many donkey felching horse fuckers in this pathetic display of a steam group.

Now you'd better let me in before I break into your homes and eat your pets.

9 years ago
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This group sucks. I really hate it.

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9 years ago*
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Totally opposite of me. I really love it, but they all suck.

9 years ago
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It's a total missed opportunity. It would be an awesome group if all the people would leave it.

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9 years ago*
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Really, cause most of them seem to not want to leave. They have to be kicked out.

9 years ago
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(I think my sarcasm might be too thick tonight.)

9 years ago
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I think this Guinness is to good and this Vodka goes down far to well for me to care about anything. I am sure there is sarcasm laden words somewhere. But I am far to drunk to care. I will just laugh and cheers.

9 years ago
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I scoff at your fancy drinks. Just box wine and Keystone for me. Cheers!

9 years ago
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SteamGifts would be a lot better if nobody was on it.

9 years ago
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Invite me fuck face or you can spend the rest of your life sucking it. Faggot.

9 years ago
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Whoa, no no no. Edit that shit out. Wrong hole yo. Ban coming it you don't.

9 years ago
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wut?

9 years ago
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Well not a ban, but at least a suspension. Fucking idiot.

9 years ago
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Invite me to your crap group on this even crappier website hosted by an even crappier provider.

9 years ago
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Well are you even still inviting to this or are you too busy blowing pigs and goats?

9 years ago
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invite me retard

9 years ago
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Invited another batch. Think I shall consider raising the CV requirements after the batch after this. Mainly to see if people can read better with a bigger number on the front page. Also means that if some people find themselves kicked out they may have a lot more difficulty getting back in.

9 years ago
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+69

unless you intend to raise it to 100$ ;_;

9 years ago
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Probably too high. $30.69 CV sound good to you?

9 years ago
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Yep. But why not 69$ ?

9 years ago
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Too high I reckon. Was going to make it originally $30.01 but wonder how many people would get that joke? XD

Still after the next batch see how it goes. May find myself raising it to $69 anyway.

9 years ago
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meh I don't care what you raise. People will still ask to be invited even with having a $0.00 CV
Might want to think about a simple IQ test, that may be better, or worse. Fuck it, I don't care either way.

9 years ago
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Wow, I finally get to find a group shitty enough for me!

9 years ago
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a shitty group to vent all my frustration at the end of the day.....

9 years ago
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err.. I'm confused.. aren't these GA's for that shitty group? I'm unable to see them.
If not, I'm probably too ecstatic to notice it :D

I'm Happy :)

9 years ago
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I am fucking stupid, that all there is to it.

9 years ago*
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These two below should work for this group.
I put the other ones under Heretical Gaming group and not the Heretical Giveaway group.
That is Strayed's fault, not mine.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/MEKwu/conquest-of-elysium-3
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/IWuDO/theatre-of-war-2-africa-1943

9 years ago
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Wtf?Why the fuck was I kicked ?Invite me the fuck back .

9 years ago
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I like the smell of this group. Like a warm crap on the mowed lawn. I want to join, morons.

9 years ago
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I like this "Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages" xD

9 years ago
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It is also added that you MUST comment in that fashion on EVERY giveaway you enter. A blank entry is also Heresy!

9 years ago
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K™?

9 years ago
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Well at least the member read the rule. Now if they could read a bit more and the other comments, they would see how to apply.

9 years ago
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Strip naked and run through Westminster abbey while rubbing his nipples with peanut butter!

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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xD

9 years ago
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This group is the worst fucking idea ever.

9 years ago
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Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life. (Or maybe some games in a giveaway, i will try with this first)

9 years ago
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Why be mean when you could be kind? BTW, you suck because you're a mean, resentful person who has no life outside of gaming. How was that?

9 years ago
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There's enough fucking leachers in this group to let you assholes join.

9 years ago
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Thank you for gracing us with your presence Llama. You showed us absolutely nothing we did not already know. Fucking leeching cur dogs of Heresy everywhere! See you in-game sometime!

9 years ago
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I made something for you pussies! be sure to read it.

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9 years ago*
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Bump for finally finding some img hosting site that i could attach this comic strip...

9 years ago
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http://imgur.com/ doesn't work?

9 years ago
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to lazy to sign in :P

9 years ago
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You do not have to sign in to upload and use it.

9 years ago
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ow good to know :) thx my head don't work good today, too much hours of work today...

9 years ago
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Will let you slide on being tired from work, cause it seemed like you did not understand how to Internet.
Which is fucking Heresy!

9 years ago
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Invite me because I have sinned and I need to be punished, master! (also curse on everyone against this cult - f*cktards)

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