Oi! I will slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it if you don't invite me!
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Ehh... And this is the way to deal with Strayed... ;)
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http://pixshark.com/nuclear-bomb-explosion-gif.htm
BOOOOM bitch!
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http://media.celebremix.com/5/mediaFiles/remix/39/2096.jpg
How the hell do you attach images?!!
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Not working! :(
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This group have rules? Why can you be kicked of this group?
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send me an invite for your shitty group, dickhead
I hope you die alone and your dog eat your body
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This is dumb, and you are dumb, for being dumb. The number of dumb in this post equals the number of letters.
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I want to join that fucking and disregarding hell. I will blame you for everythin, I will cause pain in you ass and I will make your life unhealthy and exciting (mind tortures).
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From this post, I can reasonably infer that you are, in fact, a cat. Well, not really - I'm equally inclined to believe you are a ghost (not the Western kind, the Japanese kind that has occasional panty shots) or a Black-crowned Central American squirrel monkey.
If you are a ghost, the logical question is of course: what is the length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle if the other two sides are 3 and 4 units long (note that this means that high school geometry is not worthless - one day anyone else might become a ghost too and then spontaneously be asked such a question)? If you are a Black-crowned Central American squirrel monkey, get your shit together. You're an endangered species. What if a poacher shoots you? I have nothing to say if you are a cat because that means you are probably a meme and therefore an entity that does not exist in the physical realm and is thus, incapable of response.
My point is, you are a heretic. In any case, it's inconvenient. If you are a ghost, we cannot physically interact with you and must therefore hire a priest to exorcise you. If you are a meme, we cannot remove you - we can only force another dozen shitty memes until you are forgotten. If you are a Black-crowned Central American squirrel monkey, we will face sanctions for purging you, though that isn't actually very concerning.
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Nokkenbuer, I'm telling you for the 100th time, you can't sneak into our group in disguise.
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Close but not quite. I'm a GameMiner moderator.
I don't actually know much about Nokkenbuer, so I can't make a very witty comment. My activity dropped before his rose. Also, no, I'm not really a GameMiner mod.
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way to many f00kers in your group Strayed ! and no this is not invite insult :) ayy lmao
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So what you are saying is, you want to be invited? And that your comment is an insult?
Hey! Calm down now, no reason to get all laughing your ass off just yet.
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The fuck is this shit? Only a retarded asshat would create a group like this one. I hope you die from cancer, fuckface.
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I've been out for three fucking weeks. Invite me again faggots so i can share more shitty games with you just to make your pathetic lifes more miserable.
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In posting in this thread you confirm that your know the risk and are willing to be harassed, impaled, have heavy spiked objects inserted into your anal circumference and be BLAM'D as par for the course for HERESY.
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If you are on the list, you know you are on the list, here is your invite you fucking pricks!
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rCLRT/wolfenstein-the-old-blood
Still working on the rest, don't badger me with questions. I will only get upset and lash out at you.
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Only assholes in these group, I want to be one too !
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suck a duck, where is my retarded invite!
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oh great another anime loving virgin, like we don't have enough of them.
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I also hate everyone and everything but I am not showing it. It's politics. This is because although I hate some people, I can still get as much use out of them as I want! Doesn't work 100% of the times but when it does, it is like a sweet revenge! Also I need an invite!
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This shite is 8 months old, the stench of rotten beggar flesh is unpleasant to my delicate nostrils. On the bright side if you're reading this it means you're still alive, and those still living shall envy the dead soon enough.
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Hey mate, funny to see ya here ahah
On other heretical disclaimer note due to this thread reasons: - Please suck my ass.
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Will do. I just hope it can handle a lamprey-shaped mouth with mammoth-sized fangs. I'm also a good friend with Putin and he's teaching me how to tame and ride bears if you catch my drift...
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Not even mad, my ass is amazing.
That picture was photoshop, it was me actually riding him.
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After 1 minute I spent on looking, I couldn't find a set of rules for this odd group with a clearly incapable admin...
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PLEASE?!?!?!?!?
PLEASE??!?!??!?!
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You clearly did not thing this through at all, it sounds like a terrible idea.. Invite me god damn it
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For people that hate giveways.
Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.
Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:
Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.
Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.
REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.
I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.
Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?
What it is like joining this group:
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