For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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Invite me, fun idea LOL

9 years ago
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Why?

9 years ago
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You've inspired me so much Commissar

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9 years ago
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hereticals, you turned me into an asshole, every giveaway, I was about to be an asshole and realized "oh wait, this is public giveaway, not heretical".. "YOU WERE BORN DEFECTE- thank you"

9 years ago*
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You love it. Just admit it.

9 years ago
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Shut up and invite me,you little cocksucker!

9 years ago
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Where the fuck is my invite?

9 years ago
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Damn I had a huge ass backlog

9 years ago
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Why hate? If we learn not to hate, then that starts a process of bettering this shitty world we live in.

P.S. I hate your guts. I bestow Bad Rats and Uriel's Chasm upon your whole family just because I hate your guts so much.

9 years ago
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Hate or swearing at screen & bashing key board till you froth isn't the only option , you can tell funny, interesting anecdotes or jokes...
Main point is not to be a mindless "thank you" saying drone. Anything that encourages discussion is good, but swearing is what most members gravitate to by default. You can blame human nature for that. Despite the swearing No one hates anyone in the group. Really.. believe me. unless you enter giveaway without commenting or break the Cardinal rule by uttering thanks. then you'll be thrown out.

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Well in that case...

One time I found a tick the size of an orange. It promptly exploded and rainbow-colored emus came out. These emus then ate more ticks, creating more emus.

Interesting enough or no?

I think I'm trying too hard.

9 years ago
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opinions vary. jury is out on yours.

9 years ago
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but..but..I hate you ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

9 years ago
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don't take Presidents Seal n post it as yours peasant fake teddy!

9 years ago
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He has no power over my ..confetti.. spilling paws ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้

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9 years ago
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I enjoy hating everything soooo much :-) Is there any asshole to invite me? :P

9 years ago
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Let me in you stupid idiots!

9 years ago
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HEY, ADD ME! OKAY?!
YOU BLUE VIRGIN MOFO WHORE.
I tried...

9 years ago
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and you failed.

9 years ago
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I WANT BACK!!
I will make amends, DAMN it

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Well added the next batch for the oven which makes this place sound like a bakery.

Going off to watch a show that is pretty much what would happen if Luxy and Meow teamed up to make an anime.

9 years ago
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the name, please?

9 years ago
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can i fucking join your fucked up group?

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9 years ago
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You are literally retarded.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

Hello? There's a fucking button that directs people to your Steam account on your SG profile.
Think you can handle inviting me to this group without throwing a hissy fit over Steam's shitty search function?
Or do you need someone to hold your hand?

9 years ago
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Try inviting via a webbrowser and see how long it takes you to get redirected to a white page with the words "java error"

9 years ago
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invite me

9 years ago
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Jeez, don't make such an effort m8

9 years ago
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Bear, whip him naked through the streets on Clownback.

9 years ago
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This is why I love my job.

9 years ago
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Your job is to not interrupt me while in a competitive match. I almost lost my pants. Lol ok!

9 years ago
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Pls I gave you important tips, no one in your team was controlling them bots

9 years ago
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If you don't add me i will love and tolerate the shit outta you. And also call Kommissar Fuclaw

http://gannadene.deviantart.com/art/Commissar-Fuklaw-109134275

9 years ago
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Uhhh.... I volunteer as tribute?

9 years ago
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Lol ok!

You can take Bears place, he is far to busy rubbing Honey on my balls anyways.

9 years ago
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Heresy experts, judgement call here, Is this HERESY?

9 years ago
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Well I've got a backlog. I would apologise but I'd rather hear your rage. Also shave Bear's furry testicles.

9 years ago
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-1

My dong is soft as baby butt.

9 years ago
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Only trees understand the screams of the animals. All hail lord Hail. Invite plz

9 years ago
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Notice me senpai. XD

9 years ago
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Invite me! (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

9 years ago
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Hello, invite me psl. Thx

9 years ago
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Do you people even try?

9 years ago
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TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY

9 years ago
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