For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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cmon, you lonely sad fck, invite me to this shitty group!

9 years ago
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that's gay

9 years ago
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Yip

9 years ago
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why are you keep throwing me out you rectal products?

9 years ago
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Heresy

9 years ago
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your fucking shitfaced family

9 years ago
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He's right you know. Keep committing HERESY I'll keep throwing you out.

9 years ago
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the fuck are you?

9 years ago
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The person who likes to throw you out.

9 years ago
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fuck you in advance

9 years ago
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wtf another english group? hate it!
cmon guys invite me, otherwise I will make your life a living hell. no joke!

9 years ago
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Wow, what a shitty group! I've pooped out better ideas! Invite me though and I'll poop on the group page to increase the overall IQ.

9 years ago
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This batch has been the easiest batch of people to find I've ever had to add. Is that HERESY?

9 years ago
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Don't use facts, you're cheating.

9 years ago
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Invite me before I wipe you off this planet.

9 years ago
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How about no?

9 years ago
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aw come on

9 years ago
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Hey faggot, invite me to the group or I will set fire to your home.

9 years ago
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Invite me, if you will not do this i EXTERMINATE you! x_x (Tanks)

9 years ago
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Jesus Christ, I feel like I lost 30 IQ points reading this sad sop of a fucked post...so many angry young asshats and people who don't understand the true grace and beauty in insulting and vulgarity.

You don't just type something offensive, or say hey you fucking queerball stop sucking your brother's cock and invite me already, you have to make it poetic. Something that rolls off the tongue and leaves an image in your head -

You shit eating cumbucket, are you done playing with your prolapsed asshole or do I need to come fist you to get your herpes ridden ass moving?

Bonus points if you include something they need to look up on Google that will make them throw up, like a delicious blue waffle.

9 years ago
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Hello again you bunch of twats, I've been kicked more than a week ago from this pathetic piece of sh1t you call a group but now I have secured some sh1tty games for all of you filthy beasts.

If I receive an invite I will make the GAs, otherwise fuck off!

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I was kicked to the curb like a pair of holey underpants with aeolian deposits. I wasn't giving adequate insults because I felt like you wankers were beneath my notice, but if you allow me to come back in, I'll sink to your level. I have a few lousy games to share with you all.

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This group is more heretical than Fur Heresy. Seriously, look that shit up on 1d4chan, then look at yourself in the mirror and cry. Then invite me.

9 years ago
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Not reading is HERESY!

9 years ago
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Not inviting me is a mature and reasonable decision. That being said, you aren't about that shit at all, so what the fuck, dick?

9 years ago
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who the fuck kicked me out of this dickhead group ? invite me back in
I am ready to share some cum (i mean games) with you dirty rats

9 years ago
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fucking idea! add me pls

9 years ago
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SURPRISE!

9 years ago
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An idea that could only be erected by a slow-witted rectal belch. Constantly coming up with a way to describe people like that sounds as painful as a oozing, infective hemorrhoid; felt like I got one just from reading some of the comments here. Yet, it shouldn't be a problem for me, as I have no heart nor shame. I have a heart to be shot or stabbed in, no doubt, and if it cease to beat I should cease to be, but with nothing but clean conciensce as it was never used. So come at me with insults, you small-testicled wenches.

Also, I am a whore for possiblity of free games.

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People are still interested in this group?

9 years ago
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no, because your mom has two eyes and y- you smell bad

9 years ago
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Why anyone right on their mind would? No advertised history of cheese, high level of bears and pony pollution. And the group admin commissar - well, look in the mirror...

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Are you retarded ? Because your question is. I want an invite and i want it now. Some crappy games are waiting for some loosers to be claimed.

9 years ago
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why you even post it ! this thread is wasting my time !
i WONT ever ever ever NOT joining this retareded group
so dont even think NOT inviting me you jack***

9 years ago
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And added, you only have yourselves to blame for wanting to join.

9 years ago
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heh! fegs!

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Can I just fucking join? I'm 22 years old smiling zombie ;)

9 years ago*
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Smiling is HERESY!

9 years ago
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What!?
Fuck you!

I will hug you, bite and you'll become green walking dildo!!

LIKE ME!!

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and added, one person I fucked up with and invited them to a few groups. That will be fun.

9 years ago
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Eh, lets try this fucking madness once again then, invite me you fagget :D

9 years ago
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invite me you cuck

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