Whitelisting members

I fill into all your criteria but I can't make you laugh and also I can't even participate in your Bioshock Triple Pack giveaway since I already own it :(

Hi!
this is my friend!^^
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0a74d84985b14996998be81a9b11b3d5/tumblr_n8uz4b0hFw1r7gy2bo1_1280.jpg
aaaand it can be your friend too! ;)
ok just serious
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yep
wierd guy but sometimes Im funny!?

In another thread someone shared a game of theirs for iOS, and as a fan of platformers I went to get it. Low on my data plan for the month so I downloaded it first on iTunes and now I need to put it on my iPhone . I think I made a mistake though, for my iPhone is named Titanic and it's busy syncing.

Aw my giveaways are still ongoing :(

You know whats a joke? Total War Battles: Kingdom. What an insult to the franchise.

Nobody notices when i'm sad that I got put on a blacklist... Nobody even notices how happy I am when I get put on a whitelist... But I fart just that one time..... Hope your response doesn't bring me any attention...

:)

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hope this make you laugh
You are on my whitelist. Hope you dont mind

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meowlist

Oh and I met your criteria :)

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Little John asked his Dad "Whats democracy".

"Democracy... Imagine our home is like country. I make money so I'm capitalism. Your mom orders everyone around so shes like government. Your grandpa, hes like work unions. Our house maid is working class. We do it all for you so you're the people and your little brother lying in bed is the future"

Littte John nodded his head and gone to sleep.

During night his brother crying woke him up. He came to check up on him and it appeared he shit himself.

He went to parents bedroom but only found mom in bed. He tried to wake her up screaming and such but he kept sleeping.

Then he went off to look for dad. He noticed light in kitchen, where his day was screwing with house maid and whats more grandpa was looking furtively around corner.

He gave up and went back to sleep.

The next day dad asks little John "You understand now what democracy is?"

"Yes dad. Government is asleep. Capitalism exploits working class and work unions don't do nothing. People scream to heavens and future lies in shit."

Something funny, huh? This made me laugh a lot, as it's pretty accurate.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer. The performer notices that the four gentlemen don't have a very good view. So, he stands up on a box and asks the gentlemen if they can see him now. They reply:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, while the other's a busty crustacean!

I'm not that funny so I can't tell u something that makes u laugh but I can show u a picture of me instead

Do I qualify? I don't really have anything that would make you laugh, mainly because i'm not a funny person. I could, I suppose do this.....

So, a baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What will ya have?" Baby seal replies "Anything but a Canadian club" -- :D <_< Wait, yer not a seal right? I shoulda asked that first.

I can't meant requirement 4. ;-;

Hi :D

So, uh, I really hope you'll find this funny. I know I do :')

I am trying my luck :D
here is some some good moral lesson :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOkkNFBatY

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Meow

Hey!
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Well, I have these things:

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Hmm

I used to play Skyrim like you, but then, I took Steam's new policy to the knee

Something funny. You've probably seen it but it cracks me up every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoOrFdgYR8