Have you see the movie about constipation?
no?
I guess it hasn't come out yet.
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Did you hear the reason?
Something about writers not getting paid.
It really rectum.
Apparently there was some bad history from the original script.
Heard from the producers there was a lot of bad jejunum.
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i think i qualify :)
hmm something funny... how about this imgur gallery of 1st rate cosplay in thailand XD
http://imgur.com/a/6Uq2P
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Well i'm really close but i don't quite the requirements.
Oh well here you go anyway :P
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I saw the other day and thought it was funny ^.^
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By unsent do you mean gifts marked as "Not Received"?
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If you don't send gift to your GA winner and he marks it not received, this GA is unsent.
If you don't get a game from GA you won and mark it it's unsent for person who was supposed to send it, not for you. for you it's unreceived aka not received.
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1 Try wonder? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXrTujMP50
Had a great penguin gif (appealing to the judge they will never suspect a thing) but i lost it ... found it http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Fat+penguin+faceplant_7afc97_5289245.gif
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Always is the right time for a cat joke :P
A sad cat walks in a bar:
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Cat: A shot of rum.
[Bartender pours the drink]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.
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Whale Oil Bee Whitelisted
https://i.imgur.com/VaNgQUx.jpg
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OK, I have a terrible terrible joke for you:
The Horse and the Chicken
One day the chicken & horse were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, the chicken searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping there was still time to save the horse's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and as the chicken began to sink, the horse heard the cry, 'Save me!'
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift the chicken out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled up and out, saving the chicken's life.
The moral of the story?
(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks. SD
Not in for Bioshock -- I own all three (happy day~!)
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Won 106. Given 236.
I have gain a lot of weight since I got married. That is why I am dieting and exercising to try to get back to my original weight...
6 lbs. 14 oz.
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One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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Have some cat gif.
And a tutorial.
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Whitelisting members
Requirements
New requirement.
My whitelist is nearly empty, so I thought, that I should do something to fill it with awesome members :P
Here is something for awesome members: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/CSWsB/bioshock-triple-pack [FINISHED]
UPDATE 05/02
Already got 84 members up to 150. So the thread will be open until there.
PS: I'm not adding new SG members or who has less than 25 giveaways. Sorry, keep going and you will be always welcome.
UPDATE 05/05
As my budget is low, I'll close the thread for a time. I'll re-open and bump it when I have more budget to giveaway games for new members in my whitelist. Thanks to everyone who commented and has made me laugh. and for all those who "signed up" and were not able may try again when the thread is reopened.
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