CrunchySoup's Whitelist Recruitment!

My birthday is on the 20th, I'll be giving away Fanatical mystery keys every day up to it. Since I'm starting on the 2nd, I'll do 2 public giveaways today, but after that, I'll do some whitelist giveaways, maybe a riddle or something fun. I apologize for any confusion with previous responses, thank you for everyone's feedback, but unfortunately I broke the rules by posting links, so there will be no further mention of that in attempt to re-open this thread.

I'll whitelist for 1 of 2 reasons:

1. Make me laugh
   or
2. Recommend me some music! I'm really into anything in the realm of weird. My favorite band is slipknot, but I'm super into bands like Primus, Oingo Boingo, The Residents, or quirky bands like that. Also very much into old school or modern bluegrass, or even some outsider music like Wesley Willis or The Shaggs.

Furthermore, add me on Steam! I'm always looking for cool people to play with and only have around 10 friends, most of which are inactive.