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Wise fucking words.
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Annoy people for quarter-century!
Khalisah al-Jilani
Good morning, today I will make an interview with drakaina, which was able to annoy people for past 2[redacted] years. It's quite the achievement, isn't it?
So starting from the beginning, what's your story?
MSKOTOR
It all started right after I was born, but it wasn't really enjoyable, as I was able to annoy only my mother and closest family. I refer to this as dark ages.
KHJ
That's really ordinary beginning. What was your first milestone?
MSK
Definitely after I went to school, when I was around 6 y/o. I was put in rather large (for my initial capabilities) group of lesser creatures known as H. sapiens sapiens, and could start to annoy them. And as they weren't behaving like my family - "oh look, it's so cute when it mess with it's food", it was way more satisfying. Seeing how easily they can be irritated is priceless.
KHJ
So it was... let me think for a while.... nearly 19 years ago?
MSK
Yes, and I had other, this time bigger milestone along the way. When I went to study at the university I was put in group of I think 150 H. sapiens sapiens. Nothing can describe joy that sprouts from annoying so much people!
KHJ
How so?
MSK
You see, those creatures have attetion span similar to like, a goldfish. As year has 365 days, I was able to annoy new person every two days. After few days they knew that I did something and they better keep me at bay, but weren't sure why. And it was supper annoying for them.
KHJ
Hm... looks like it was perfectly fine from that point?
MSK
Well..... sadly no. As target group was big some individuals started to show resistance symptoms. Just as bacteria which are killed by drugs create natural resistance, those creatures started to tolerate me, I'd even say like me? <shrugs>
KHJ
That's terrible! Everyone know how dangerous drug resistant bacteria are! Have you found a way to fight with this annoyance-resistance?
MSK
Yeah, I thought about it and come to some conclusions. The best option for me right now is to create train which will be hided after super hard ith quiz and SGtools check with some ridiculous high requirements. I think it will serve as my first line defence. Like here. Altough I will have to find better solution in the future,
KHJ
That was really informative, thank you for your time.
MSK
You're welcome.
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