Annoy people for quarter-century!


Khalisah al-Jilani
Good morning, today I will make an interview with drakaina, which was able to annoy people for past 2[redacted] years. It's quite the achievement, isn't it?

So starting from the beginning, what's your story?
MSKOTOR
It all started right after I was born, but it wasn't really enjoyable, as I was able to annoy only my mother and closest family. I refer to this as dark ages.
KHJ
That's really ordinary beginning. What was your first milestone?
MSK
Definitely after I went to school, when I was around 6 y/o. I was put in rather large (for my initial capabilities) group of lesser creatures known as H. sapiens sapiens, and could start to annoy them. And as they weren't behaving like my family - "oh look, it's so cute when it mess with it's food", it was way more satisfying. Seeing how easily they can be irritated is priceless.
KHJ
So it was... let me think for a while.... nearly 19 years ago?
MSK
Yes, and I had other, this time bigger milestone along the way. When I went to study at the university I was put in group of I think 150 H. sapiens sapiens. Nothing can describe joy that sprouts from annoying so much people!
KHJ
How so?
MSK
You see, those creatures have attetion span similar to like, a goldfish. As year has 365 days, I was able to annoy new person every two days. After few days they knew that I did something and they better keep me at bay, but weren't sure why. And it was supper annoying for them.
KHJ
Hm... looks like it was perfectly fine from that point?
MSK
Well..... sadly no. As target group was big some individuals started to show resistance symptoms. Just as bacteria which are killed by drugs create natural resistance, those creatures started to tolerate me, I'd even say like me? <shrugs>
KHJ
That's terrible! Everyone know how dangerous drug resistant bacteria are! Have you found a way to fight with this annoyance-resistance?
MSK
Yeah, I thought about it and come to some conclusions. The best option for me right now is to create train which will be hided after super hard ith quiz and SGtools check with some ridiculous high requirements. I think it will serve as my first line defence. Like here. Altough I will have to find better solution in the future,
KHJ
That was really informative, thank you for your time.
MSK
You're welcome.

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Bump. :3

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Podoba mi się ta łyżka w ręce gotowa do jedzenia xD

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Congrats on the milestone. Keep it up!

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Funny thing I've never punched her in-game. I'm way too much paragon type to do it D:

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Oh lol.
Thanks for the reading! (and the train, of course)

Happy birthday ^_^

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Thx ;D

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Bump :D Happy birthday and may the next quarter of century be even more fruitful for you in terms of annoying people :D

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That's best thing to wish for tbh. I just hope I won't reach state of maximal entropy too quick, it'd terribly limit my ability to annoy people >:(

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You aren't that annoying

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nooo don't do this to me! Noooooo

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In fact, you're almost... Pleasant

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Oh, now I see your problem. But don't worry, we can walk through it.

I know we can, so you will be free from feeling joy when people annoy you!

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Nah, I just like to annoy people too.

And you have activated my trap card

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Thanks buddy. That was hardly annoying though - actually fun

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Thanks

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3/10 - didn't use renegade interrupt =s

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Well noone know what happend after interview :3

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Bump: bang bounce crash jerk knock punch rattle shake slam slap smack thump whack box buck bunt butt carom clap clatter crack impinge jar jolt jostle jounce pat plop plunk pound rap strike thud thunder thwack smash into

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Bumping you!

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I adapted this song as a present for your B-day ;)

Hey I just met this post
And this is crazy
But here's my BUMP
To thank you maybe

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I dunno if it's appropriate to be such straight forward when you just met some post. It can feel uneasy about it D:

Thx :D

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Thanks!

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Annoying? You wish )

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My wish? Yes, I want parrot, something cozy to cuddle with, and snow at Christmas. Can you do dat 4 me?

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Well looks like cats are really purrfect creatures

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I don't understand why everyone wishes happy birthday. Did I miss something? Or is it because of this line?

...which was able to annoy people for past 25 years.

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Yup :3

I had B-day yesterday. And wanted to do something different from "I have Bday so have GAs!" :D

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Then;

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs.

Much love. <3.

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Thx :D Im not much of steam chatter, so I hope you're ok, and that your PC work now without problems ^_^

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We'll see tomorrow.

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Thanks MSKOTOR and happy birthday! :)

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Congratulations for your achievement! Next rank in 365 days!

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Sadly I don't think it will change the fact that they still want my ID when I want to buy a beer (drinking age here is 18 y/o lol).

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bump, HB and thanks!

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Happy Birthday and thanks for the cookie D:

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Got my cookie. Thanks!

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The word "access" has two c's and two s's, I too like to annoy people :p

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I see that you like to speak in certain way. Well that's ok, everyone have their preferences ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes, there is snake on the picture

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So you're saying a snake is smarter than you? :O I'm just kidding, happy birthday and thanks for the gibs even though I haven't entered any :p

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Bump!

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dihydrogen is commonly as a killer!

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Yes, that's why I'm posting it!

I even heard that some people mist their lawns with this poison!! Poor animals that are unlucky enough to come in contact with it.

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Such a funny interview!

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Closed 7 years ago by MSKOTOR.