i know 2. i think everyone does. but none of the things i try are accepted. i have tried the title in upper and lower case, with and without the accent of every main series game and even just by itself. so at this point i am willing to say you are wrong.

So I'm confused. Is completing the puzzle still valid to get Starbound?

Why was the condom flying through the air?
It got pissed off.

The very best i could com up with

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote...I thought to myself "well this changes everything"

(also(bonus jokz)
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

It's dirty but hilarious.
It isn't my joke; I got it from a site I use regularly when I need a good laugh: http://kickasshumor.com/c/9/funny-dirty-jokes

Here's a joke. Your puzzle. HAHAHAHAHAHA (i suck in life)

Here's a joke I guess. . . . .

I childproofed the house but they still get in.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

If you wanted the puzzle to be solvable you should at least have used the correct names. Using abbreviations and numbers in a different numerical system than the one used in the title is not a good idea. Anyway I only know Question 1 and 5 so I guess I'm not getting in the first one.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Thanks! Unfortunately I was born with no humour. It's pretty hard to read the challenge with flat eyes.

thanks :3

Why the heck is number two in the puzzle incorrect? It's so obvious, but it's not going through. If it's a specific game well . . . wow there's like 15 of them.

so i had a competition between 10 puns to choose the punniest of them all , when it's finished i went to see which one won ... surprisingly , No Pun In Ten Did :/

a lame joke i know xDD , best i could remember ... anyway , thanx for the giveaways bro :p , time for me to win something hohoho Biatches ! :D

I haz an old joke!

Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: You know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who's playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin' first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?

Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I'm asking you--who's on first?

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

~

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first!

~

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field?

Abbott: Who's playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he's center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn't this be a fine team w i t h o u t a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher's name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

~

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball--me being a good catcher--I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that's he first thing you've said right.

Costello: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don't get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow--a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it's a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON'T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!

Here's a video, I don't know if it counts...
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A dog walks into a forest and sees a huge fucking whale lying in the middle of a clearing. He asks, "Shouldn't you be in the ocean?" and the whale responds - "Yep."

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Nacho.
Nacho who?
THIS NACHO HOUSE, GET OUT!
I'm just that funny.

-Knock Knock
whose there
-Interrupting cow
Interru....
-MOOO

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one?
If we stick together, we can stop this shit.

You da best

There is nothing more fun than a horse saying his name on a ball I learned this in Adventure Time

Thanks for opportunities (:

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.