Clients from Hell.

Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!

So a seal walks into a club...

(If you don't get it, think about it until it hits you)

I will be choosing the joke entries in two hours, good luck!

another joke:

A man and a woman have just finished celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary and are heading up to bed for some twentieth anniversary maritals.
On the way up the stairs the woman glances at the pictures of their children and thinks about how much she loves her life. Once they get to the bedroom the man turns off the light and they get down to business.
Mid-coitus the woman realizes that in the twenty years she's been married (and the four they dated) she has never seen her husband fully naked. Perplexed by her realization, she uses a lull in the ploughing to turn the lamp on.
Click!
The man is wearing a strap-on dildo. The two freeze, sharing a strangely intimate moment of shock and confusion.
Finally the man clears his throat.
"I'll explain the toy if you explain our kids."

another favorite of mine

two police officers Were analyzing a dog, curiously staring at the dog when their boss approached and asked them what were they doing! "Oh We're just trying to figure out something, a guy just walked by and said "Oh look a dog with two assholes"."

Winners chosen! Watch out for the next challenge coming up soon (Not sure exactly when but 'soon'

Only missing 1, 3, and 4. Gah

Ok since there already 20 people in the puzzle give-away I assume there will be no need for hints. Also I am going to cap the entries on #3 at 1/2 of the puzzle giveaway, so atm there is 2 spaces which will be chosen before it closes, will be more if people solve the puzzle. Night bump =D

These are all PS1 games correct?

Come on people, it isnt too hard :p

Forgot to say bump for solved. Played some of them so it wasn't that hard for me yet it's harder than I expected

Dang, I guess I missed giveaway 3 for one minute.

thx

beaten to it...

Hello.

Yea, too late here

what?

w8, the edit was 12 hours ago? that's when I was sleeping soundly lol

17 hours to go! A few more chances for #3 tomorow so keep your eyes on the thread!

Two hour (And a bit) warning!

At least one more try to get into #3 before the end!

Last chance for #3 is up! Good luck and I will be on to send any winners gifts immediately! So you can have yourself a nice early Christmas present

Thanks and Happy Christmas

Thanks Inflim!

Thank you for the chance. Could anyone please how the chance #3 works(or worked) in the case i see it somewhere else.