This is Rodenrijs Metro.
This is Metrolijn E train to Slinge. The next station is Meijersplein.
This is Metrolijn E train to Den Haag Centraal. The next station is Berkel Westpolder.
This is Buslijn 170 bus to Rodenrijs Metro. This line terminates here.
This is Buslijn 170 bus to Centrum-West [End]. The next station is Koegelwieckplantsoen.
Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The
first said, "Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a
different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy-style."
"Doggy-style? Did she go for it?"
"I'll say we did it doggy-style. I sat up and begged, she
rolled over and played dead."
